"I'm just a holy fool."

[katiria]

I've been told I need to post more "Hatoful Boyfriend" screenshots and as my experience with Okosan proves, I give into peer pressure incredibly easy. As decreed, I said I would play the game for real, as if I truly was Katiria Statham, and see which birdie I'd wind up with in the end. The result is under the cut.

Comments

[hebei]

I missed it when I got that wonderful ending myself, but notice how the background text changed from "Hatoful Boyfriend" to "Hurtful Boyfriend"? Pretty clever, eh?

And Katiria Statham is beautiful. Look, she certainly belongs in bird school with wings like those!....after death.

I vote for the teacher. Ryouta is expected and we come from a family of...counter-expectations.

[katiria]

I also imagine Katiria Statham sounds like her namesake, Jason Statham. Since the game asks you to imagine that there are voice actors, I ask you to imagine he's the one providing my voice for all my lines.

For those unfamiliar with the man, here's an example:

So that's one vote for Judas Bird so far.

[hebei]

And...?

There's people waiting to hear how your teacher romance went. Where's THAT post?