Here's a list of things I pronounce incorrectly

[katlinscarlett]

Er= or
tuh= to
fer= for
huhlayerious
hullehw
are-ent (I pronounce the e in aren't)
idn't= isn't
dudn't= doesn't

All of these can be attributed to sheer laziness. Thank goodness for my way with words. If my diction wasn't so good, I'd be classified a simpleton.

Comments

[hey_jealousy]

aren't, like orient with an a? what is that about! where did you pick that up? i say ofen for often and eltz for else.

[katlinscarlett]

No, no! I guess like orient without the i. Like the word are, and then ent, like the beginning of entertain. Everyone tells me it's more like arn'y. Eltz is funny.

[katlinscarlett]

By "arn'y", I mean arn't.

[hey_jealousy]

ohhhhh. i say arent, not arnt. arnt sounds like... the noise on a mac when you do something you're not allowed to.