Eight on the Blood Liar [voice]

[katto_katto]

[It was all just a new role to Wallachia. He knew what it would be like even before he recieved the phone call. After all, in Stalin's Russia, lies were made into reality on a regular basis; it was right up his alley! Even the impossibility of the task has not fazed him.]COMRADES OF MAYFIELD! I trust that you are doing your duty to country and

Comments

[pantyflash_vamp]

There already are flying cockroaches.

[katto_katto]

ARE YOU TRYING TO QUESTION THE PARTY?

[pantyflash_vamp]

*she's ignoring your question*

And if it's specifically cockroaches of the monster variety that you want to see flying around, where I come from there's a certain somebody who already beat you to it~

[katto_katto]

If they are from America than they are cheap forgeries and threats to the party!

Not that the party can have threats, but still they need to be purged!

[mustnotdrink]

...I only have two words for you.

Periplaneta americana.

This is his way of saving face.

[katto_katto]

You said America! AmErICA!

In a non-derogatory manner!

I should report you, comrade Sion!

I laughed. So hard.

[mustnotdrink]

I was merely correcting your mistake.

[Not-so-secretly enjoying this...]

*bows*

[katto_katto]

The Party does not make MISTAKES!

[limerenceloli]

[Somehow listening to Wallachia's insane declaration soothed Saya's anxiety. His words are both terrifying and laughable at the same time, and she has the vaguest feeling he's just playing a role rather than mindlessly following orders.

He was smart. Rebellion in this new, foreign world would get him nowhere, and he seemed like he was having fun with it too. He was an example she wanted to follow. She was grateful to know some people had fine self-preservation skills.

Feeling slightly cheerful, Saya laughs into the phone and salutes.]

Hahaha, sir, yes, sir!

[katto_katto]

Enjoy your work, Comrade Saya!

[plantenough]

Ah.

It sounds so beautiful.

[katto_katto]

I am glad you think so, comrade!

[revyourengines]

Christ! What crawled up your ass and died, ya lunatic?

[katto_katto]

I see we have a COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY presence!

[revyourengines]

Shut the fuck up! If you get me in trouble, your balls are going on my mantle.

[katto_katto]

Really? So you can use them to your heart's content?