April Fool's Day...it's always been too lighthearted a holiday for me to appreciate it's basis on lies.

Still, there might be some amusement to be found on this day...even if I have to make it myself. Hee hee hee!

Well then, since we've all finished indulging in perversion, let's ask another question near and dear to the human - and maybe non-human- condition.

Namely, death.

Your thoughts. Your opinions. Nothing is...invalid. [He chuckles]

[Today Wallachia can be seen watering his front yeard, whistling. He waves to everyone who passes, as though everything is perfectly normal. You would be forgiven for thinking he's brainwashed.]

[And then you notice that the water coming out of the can is quite red.]

[A voice comes from the phone system. It seems he has an idea of this place already]

No, no, no! It is foolish to cast an actor in a role that is not proper for him! I demand to speak to the director and the playwright! The script is clearly flawed and needs revisions! As it is, I refuse refuse refuse refuse!