R-ONE KAT-TUN #236 [first half]
Hi! hahaha i just translated the first half of last week's show [woahh the full show's super long! i'll finish it when i have the time!] last week's was about ueda's birthday, hahah rather cute too!
here's the dw link, MF credit to estherzax
U: Hello everyone, i'm Ueda Tatsuya!
N: Good evening, i'm Nakamaru Yuichi!
U: This is ep 236 of the smiley radio show!
N: rocket start corner!
My grandma's already 85 years old, yet she took the express bus by herself from Nagasaki
to Kumamoto to visit me. She's full of energy isn't she!
N: alright. so today's rocket is it able to start?
U: yup!
N: Understood! So let's start tonight's show!
U: KAT-TUN Ueda Tatsuya and
N: Nakamaru Yuichi's
U&N: R-ONE KAT-TUN
U: This is very amazing ne!
N: And she even took an express bus
U: If i say "i can't start" to this..
U&N: (laugh)
N: (laugh) then people will think that "oei why are you so cold!"
U: yes yes, but it's good to be so active! really~it's good to have such an energetic
grandmother~~
N: yea~~my grandma's also like this, i'm not exaggerating okay
U: Really?
N: my grandma's already around 80, but she still goes for scuba diving
U: are you serious?!
N: really really. when we went for a trip to Guam, we went to the beach and swam
U: REALLY?! that's amazing!
N: amazing right!
U: you can also see many grandmotherly-level people in the pool
N: yes there are...really energetic
U: How is it?
N: what?
U: it's...my first time seeing grandmothers in swimming costume!
N: no...wait..
Staff: (laugh)
U: but..to a man...(laugh)..how do i put this...
N: (laugh) you don't need to continue the rest!
U: (laugh)
N: eyaaaa...it's amazing for grandma to take the express bus! ueda-kun's also a step nearer to 85 years old!
U: maa you're right..
N: becoming like this ne..
U: i'm also a step closer to being a grandpa XD [hahah his tone here's super cute!]
N: Ueda kun! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
U: thank you very much!
N: 4th Oct! you've become 27 years old!
U: uhh!
N: how is it? uh...is there?
U: what?
N: uhh like what kind of 27 year old do you want to be, like what do you want to do..things like that
U: how's it? but for normal 27 year olds, they already have a stable life right?
N: yaa...they're already stable..will become good citizens too..
U: uhh if it's like this..then we are...a bit out of the norm? right?
N: so...we do not have a stressful life..eh? no stress?
U: nope. we've a lot of outlets to release our stress don't we? so to say that men die earlier than women, it must be because of the stress!
N: a society filled with stress..
U: you can say that..
N: then maybe we can live forever ne?
U: maybe can live forever!
N: ma...ano..we're talking about life and death again hahaha
U: uhh
N: maamaa...we've enough of this topic! next! here are the presents from everyone!
U: oh!
N: here!
U: thank you very much!
N: ya...it's like this everytime ne
U: sorry for the trouble! >.<
N: very happy right
N: ah! it's amazing!!
U: oh! it's so big!
N: it's a really big bag..
U: is it really for me? then i'll open it after i carry it home!
N: no! open it here! i want to know what's inside too :D
U:(opening the present) oh! there are so many things inside!
N: there are different types of things inside, not just one!
U: 1, 2, 3, 4...there are 5 inside!
N: oh oh!
U: what will it be...what will it be..?
N: and since you have to open it one by one, there's an excited feeling ne. why not start from the biggest one!
U: okay! start from this! (open open)
N: what is it what is it?
U: (laugh) Longetivity Soup
N: oh oh!
U: this...is really relevant to our topic!
N: oh really ne :D
U: i can live forever after i eat this right?
N: isn't that great!
U: uwaa..finally it's here..!
Staff: (laugh)
N: pot?
U: pot...and medicinal herbs..i can live forever after eating it...
N: there must be a lot of beneficial things inside..
U: then let's look at the next one..
N: you must open everyone of it...ah..what did this message say..
U: it wrote "Happy Birthday". thank you very much
N: oh oh..it's really simple
U: uh! (open open) here! Longetivity wheat! [lol sorry i've no idea what that thing is, i think it's some wheat thing that is used to represent longetivity!]
U&N: (laugh)
N: this is also part of the longetivity series?
U: yes this is also part of the longetivity series..
N: then the remaining 3 are also part of it?
U: naturally it's like this
N: maa still must look forward to it! ah! message!
U: it's blank (laugh)
N: blank (laugh)
U: this is then the simplest!
Staff: (laugh)
N: what's next?
U: oh! it's another box!
N: arei...box in a box..
U: what's this what's this...it wrote " the secret to longetivity"
U&N: (laugh)
N: its a box that wrote " the secret to longetivity"?
U: ah it's a cup
N: ah so cute (:
U: what's it? a mug?
N: no teacup teacup
U: ah it's a teacup..."the secret to longetivity"..they are many things like this written inside: too much stress and anger will quicken the ageing process...elderly who are knowledgeable and full of
experience are extremely precious to society, so please do not feel insulted
N: a teacup with words?
U: "even if you insist that you're young you will never become young again"
U&N: (laugh)
N: it means like we'll never remain young!
U: then continue opening...
N: it's really nice..there's a message?
U: nope!
N: so fast! do you have to close it so fast!
U: to be honest the first one's really good..
N: very good ne...the first one is..and also the box in the box..
U: "Tips on longetivity"
N: hahaha is it a teacup?
U: yes a teacup..words like "things to consider from 70 onwards" are written on it
N: eh? for example?
U: when you are approaching 70 the first thing to say is "staying at home now". when you are reaching 80 you should say
"there's still time". when you are reaching 99 you should say "there isn't a need to rush!" when you welcome 100 you should say "the time is nearly up"...
what's this...
U&N: (laugh)
N: maa that's what i'm thinking now too..
U&N: (laugh)
N: but this "secret to longetivity" thing, there are 2 ne..don't you think that it's cute?
U: maa it's indeed cute
N: kawaii kawaii
U: the drawing on top is very cute too
N: next! the last one!
U: it's here!
N: could this be the most important one?!
U: will this be?
N: what's it..?
U: bath..longetivity water...this should be shower foam right?
N: oh oh..
U: maybe..if i put it in the bath..
N: yes it's body foam..how do you fell?
U: really happy! because if i use all these, then i will probably live 1 year more than nakamaru kun...
N: maa..ano...
U: like what i said..if we die then everything will be over, isn't it? so everyone will be happier to live longer
N: uhh i see
U: everyone thank you very much!
N: then it's time to play a song this week. shall let ueda kun to decide!
U: i know! ( he sings) "shuihhm"'s
N: shuihhm's song?
U: because there are many grandpa and grandma inside ne
N: you're right..to fit the atmosphere in the studio now,
U: please listen to the theme song of shuihhm
uhhh i don't know if i should translate every week's R-ONE KAT-TUN? what do you think? thanks for reading! :)
here's the dw link, MF credit to estherzax
U: Hello everyone, i'm Ueda Tatsuya!
N: Good evening, i'm Nakamaru Yuichi!
U: This is ep 236 of the smiley radio show!
N: rocket start corner!
My grandma's already 85 years old, yet she took the express bus by herself from Nagasaki
to Kumamoto to visit me. She's full of energy isn't she!
N: alright. so today's rocket is it able to start?
U: yup!
N: Understood! So let's start tonight's show!
U: KAT-TUN Ueda Tatsuya and
N: Nakamaru Yuichi's
U&N: R-ONE KAT-TUN
U: This is very amazing ne!
N: And she even took an express bus
U: If i say "i can't start" to this..
U&N: (laugh)
N: (laugh) then people will think that "oei why are you so cold!"
U: yes yes, but it's good to be so active! really~it's good to have such an energetic
grandmother~~
N: yea~~my grandma's also like this, i'm not exaggerating okay
U: Really?
N: my grandma's already around 80, but she still goes for scuba diving
U: are you serious?!
N: really really. when we went for a trip to Guam, we went to the beach and swam
U: REALLY?! that's amazing!
N: amazing right!
U: you can also see many grandmotherly-level people in the pool
N: yes there are...really energetic
U: How is it?
N: what?
U: it's...my first time seeing grandmothers in swimming costume!
N: no...wait..
Staff: (laugh)
U: but..to a man...(laugh)..how do i put this...
N: (laugh) you don't need to continue the rest!
U: (laugh)
N: eyaaaa...it's amazing for grandma to take the express bus! ueda-kun's also a step nearer to 85 years old!
U: maa you're right..
N: becoming like this ne..
U: i'm also a step closer to being a grandpa XD [hahah his tone here's super cute!]
N: Ueda kun! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
U: thank you very much!
N: 4th Oct! you've become 27 years old!
U: uhh!
N: how is it? uh...is there?
U: what?
N: uhh like what kind of 27 year old do you want to be, like what do you want to do..things like that
U: how's it? but for normal 27 year olds, they already have a stable life right?
N: yaa...they're already stable..will become good citizens too..
U: uhh if it's like this..then we are...a bit out of the norm? right?
N: so...we do not have a stressful life..eh? no stress?
U: nope. we've a lot of outlets to release our stress don't we? so to say that men die earlier than women, it must be because of the stress!
N: a society filled with stress..
U: you can say that..
N: then maybe we can live forever ne?
U: maybe can live forever!
N: ma...ano..we're talking about life and death again hahaha
U: uhh
N: maamaa...we've enough of this topic! next! here are the presents from everyone!
U: oh!
N: here!
U: thank you very much!
N: ya...it's like this everytime ne
U: sorry for the trouble! >.<
N: very happy right
N: ah! it's amazing!!
U: oh! it's so big!
N: it's a really big bag..
U: is it really for me? then i'll open it after i carry it home!
N: no! open it here! i want to know what's inside too :D
U:(opening the present) oh! there are so many things inside!
N: there are different types of things inside, not just one!
U: 1, 2, 3, 4...there are 5 inside!
N: oh oh!
U: what will it be...what will it be..?
N: and since you have to open it one by one, there's an excited feeling ne. why not start from the biggest one!
U: okay! start from this! (open open)
N: what is it what is it?
U: (laugh) Longetivity Soup
N: oh oh!
U: this...is really relevant to our topic!
N: oh really ne :D
U: i can live forever after i eat this right?
N: isn't that great!
U: uwaa..finally it's here..!
Staff: (laugh)
N: pot?
U: pot...and medicinal herbs..i can live forever after eating it...
N: there must be a lot of beneficial things inside..
U: then let's look at the next one..
N: you must open everyone of it...ah..what did this message say..
U: it wrote "Happy Birthday". thank you very much
N: oh oh..it's really simple
U: uh! (open open) here! Longetivity wheat! [lol sorry i've no idea what that thing is, i think it's some wheat thing that is used to represent longetivity!]
U&N: (laugh)
N: this is also part of the longetivity series?
U: yes this is also part of the longetivity series..
N: then the remaining 3 are also part of it?
U: naturally it's like this
N: maa still must look forward to it! ah! message!
U: it's blank (laugh)
N: blank (laugh)
U: this is then the simplest!
Staff: (laugh)
N: what's next?
U: oh! it's another box!
N: arei...box in a box..
U: what's this what's this...it wrote " the secret to longetivity"
U&N: (laugh)
N: its a box that wrote " the secret to longetivity"?
U: ah it's a cup
N: ah so cute (:
U: what's it? a mug?
N: no teacup teacup
U: ah it's a teacup..."the secret to longetivity"..they are many things like this written inside: too much stress and anger will quicken the ageing process...elderly who are knowledgeable and full of
experience are extremely precious to society, so please do not feel insulted
N: a teacup with words?
U: "even if you insist that you're young you will never become young again"
U&N: (laugh)
N: it means like we'll never remain young!
U: then continue opening...
N: it's really nice..there's a message?
U: nope!
N: so fast! do you have to close it so fast!
U: to be honest the first one's really good..
N: very good ne...the first one is..and also the box in the box..
U: "Tips on longetivity"
N: hahaha is it a teacup?
U: yes a teacup..words like "things to consider from 70 onwards" are written on it
N: eh? for example?
U: when you are approaching 70 the first thing to say is "staying at home now". when you are reaching 80 you should say
"there's still time". when you are reaching 99 you should say "there isn't a need to rush!" when you welcome 100 you should say "the time is nearly up"...
what's this...
U&N: (laugh)
N: maa that's what i'm thinking now too..
U&N: (laugh)
N: but this "secret to longetivity" thing, there are 2 ne..don't you think that it's cute?
U: maa it's indeed cute
N: kawaii kawaii
U: the drawing on top is very cute too
N: next! the last one!
U: it's here!
N: could this be the most important one?!
U: will this be?
N: what's it..?
U: bath..longetivity water...this should be shower foam right?
N: oh oh..
U: maybe..if i put it in the bath..
N: yes it's body foam..how do you fell?
U: really happy! because if i use all these, then i will probably live 1 year more than nakamaru kun...
N: maa..ano...
U: like what i said..if we die then everything will be over, isn't it? so everyone will be happier to live longer
N: uhh i see
U: everyone thank you very much!
N: then it's time to play a song this week. shall let ueda kun to decide!
U: i know! ( he sings) "shuihhm"'s
N: shuihhm's song?
U: because there are many grandpa and grandma inside ne
N: you're right..to fit the atmosphere in the studio now,
U: please listen to the theme song of shuihhm
uhhh i don't know if i should translate every week's R-ONE KAT-TUN? what do you think? thanks for reading! :)