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So guess who has a getting-coffee-and-getting-to-know-each-other tomorrow after work with a hot Brazilian?
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Temporarily turning off anonymous comments because jesus fucking christ I've been getting around ten spam comments a day for about a week and this needs to stop. I mean it's not like I ever get legitimate anonymous comments. -
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Protip: when eating microwave Indian food that comes in a pouch, either rip the entire top off before you heat it or pour that sucker into a bowl. Otherwise you run the risk of ending up with a burn on your wrist shaped like a crab, or possibly a space invader. Which in turn reminded me that I haven't actually had any crab yet this summer, and I ( Read more... ) -
What Superheroes Are to Me
Or, Why I Hated The Dark Knight and LOVE The Amazing Spider-man.
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There is an amazing part in Spider-man where Peter rescues a small child. He is about to chase after the Lizard, but the child’s father is shouting for someone to help. The child is stuck in a car that is hanging by spider-webbing off a bridge. There is a harrowing rescue after which ( Read more... ) -
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OMG turns out Netflix has three of the not Ellipse-Nelvana Tintin adventures. Gonna be liveblogging Lake of the Sharks over on Tumblr for the lols. (Especially since I have the sneaking suspicion that it's in French without subtitles.) -
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So on Friday I broke my mouse by dropping my computer on it.
(For all of your beefcake computer needs, get Lenovo. They specialize in soft software and hard hardware.)
Unfortunately, both nearby electronics stores have a shit mouse selection. All these fancy wireless, ergonomic shit I just want a fucking mouse. So. Bought the last semi-normal mouse ( Read more... ) -
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no wait I just spent yesterday blatantly ogling a cute guy and probably freaking him out, I will never be able to look him in the eyes again, yesterday was not a good day, I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED CONTACT WITH OTHER HUMAN BEINGS. -
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What if one of the jewelers is really cute?
What if today he was wearing a leather jacket over the standard business formal fare, waistcoat and tie and such, and it was the perfect storm of suave and bad boy?
What if you introduced yourself and shook hands and talked and he was really nice?
What if there was swooning once I was alone in the elevator?
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So apparently I don't have nosy Tumblr followers. Or at least nosy Tumblr followers that know how to react to "HOW DOES I GENDER?"
I hate work. Well, not hate. It... is not the best. If one more person throws a fit about the typo in the advertisement, I am going to do something rash, because I don't care what it says, we're not selling you two nice ( Read more... )