The Behr Legacy 1.4
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Quasar takes the day off to watch the children.
And also to bathe, on the roof, in a rainstorm. Ah, Quasar, you are a shining starfish of intelligence.
Quasar: Thanks! 8D
These two love making sandcastles. Love it. Halfway through childhood, and Dreamboat has maxed Creativity. JUST from sandcastles.
And take one last look at baby New Galaxy...
Cuz it's BIRTHDAY TIME. And, wow, omgfdorable.
How can such an utterly charming face hide such a black, tortured soul?
Dreamboat: Hey, mom, can you help me with my homework?
Quasar: No way, dude, that shit's hard.
MOTHER OF THE YEAR, QUASAR.
New Galaxy: I drink the spoiled milk because my dark and tormented insides can't digest the milk that regular children drink.
New Galaxy: They keep me trapped here - utterly trapped. I sit in my prison and weep, but none are there to hear me. None.
New Galaxy: My life is a deep, dark pit...of darkness...fuck it.
New Galaxy: MOOOMMMYYYYY! WANT OOUUUUTTT!
Hold on, dear, mommy's busy.
Driver: Hey there, little girl. You look like you could be in child pageantry!
Athena Isela: Uh, yeah, thanks. Might want to fix your glasses, greenie.
Ares: But...you're so fussy! Don't you need the potty?
New Galaxy: NOOOOO LEMEE LOOOONE!
Ares: Ugh, look, just sit here, it's not hard...
New Galaxy: NO NO NO NO NO NO
Ares: NEW GALAXY BEHR. SIT ON THAT POTTY RIGHT NOW.
New Galaxy: Buttt...it's haaaaaaard. :( *whines*
I have NO sympathy for you.
New Galaxy: Why not? I'm cute, aren't I?
Uh, yeah, but you're just a toddler and all ready I think you're a huge bitch. And not in the good way.
New Galaxy: Oh agony - what horror that I, poorest of the poor, should be cursed to live in such a house.
Quasar: Is that our kid? Her poetry stinks.
Ares: Don't go calling her OUR kid. It was YOUR CHROMOSONE, NOT MINE.*
*shamelessly stolen Calvin and Hobbes joke is shamelessly stolen
But enough about Emoey McEmopants, IS THIS WANT ADORABLE OR WHAT.
Amelia Campbell: Oooh, I'm so mad I could spit!
Amelia: I JUST WANNA PUNCH HIS BRAINS OUT.
Amelia: I SWEAR, I'M GONNA GIVE HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND. AND I HOPE HE CHOKES ON IT!
Uh...oh shit.
Amelia: *seethe seethe*
RUN GUYS, RUN!
Amelia: OMG ARES HIII!
Ares: OMG AMELIA! It's been ages!
Both: Mwah! Mwah!
...Hmm.
The Sun: *sets*
UH WHOA, THAT IS SO NOT YOUR PREGNANT AND LEGALLY BOUND WIFE THERE, BUCKO.
Amelia: You should totally dump Quasar for ME. I'm totally better in bed. I'll even show you.
Amelia: *shouting* SEE? SEE HOW WELL I CAN STRADDLE THIS TREE?!
Amelia: I bet you wish this was your TRUNK I was wrapping my arms around!
Ares: *far in background* ...
Give it up, Amelia. You're not getting into the Behrs.
Athena Isela: *is pretty*
The kids also spend a lot of time digging for seashells.
Unfortunately, all that's in store for Athena is a painful case of crabs.
Let this be a lesson to you, young lady.
Athena: *is still pretty*
MY GAME IS ENCOURAGING MY KIDS TO BE GAY.
Quasar: Well, now where did that come from. Was that there yesterday?
New Galaxy: I HATE THIS LEGACY! THIS WHOLE THING IS STUPID! WHY AM I NOT HEIR YET?! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
Sigh.
New Galaxy: You can change me all you like. I still hate you.
New Galaxy: Mooo~ooom, you're supporting my head too much! I'm not a baby anymore, you know!
I get the feeling that New Galaxy is one of those girls who's gonna cry when she gets the wrong colour Lexus for her birthday.
Apparently it hails in summer. This is a new one on me, and I live in Wisconsin. I was a little terrified that Quasar was going to be my first ever death by hail. She wasn't. The terror subsided, and was replaced with a tinge of disappointment. Because if ever a sim was dumb enough...XD
Ares: I hate these bills because I hate this day.
Okay, but that's no excuse to try and get them run over.
Athena Isela: OMG IT'S HAILING.
Uh, actually it's not. It stopped like two hours ago.
Athena: You're right! It's a beautiful summer day!
wtf dude.
Dreamboat: C:
Athena Isela: Ohhh~ brother dear~!
Dreamboat: I see you trying to hide that balloon.
Athena: But, no, look over there! It's an even BIGGER balloon!
Dreamboat: ...I think you're lying to me.
Dreamboat: Okay, fine, where is this balloon?
Athena: IT'S IN YO FACE! *sploosh*
Athena's pretty good at dodging...
...But she plays dirty.
That's gotta hurt.
And thus ends today's update. I'm sorry that I've been neglected the Pottses and Dorks so much, but I want to be sure to pass on the Behrs in a timely fashion. Once they get given to Nett, I will be sticking to my two-legacies-only rule. >.>
Next time, New Galaxy hits childhood! A new baby is birthed! Everyone gets makeovers! And ~something supernatural~ happens! XD