Lol, Failfic
Title: hell hath no fury, like Hinamori
Characters: Hitsugaya, Hinamori
Rating: PG? nothing dirty
Spoilers: post SS arc
enjoy your lulz at my failed attempt :3
Toshiro stood outside Hinamori's room in the squad four infirmary waiting for Unohana. The captain's meeting that morning had been full of questions on whether Hinamori was still fit to be a vice-captain in her state of mind. Aizen had taken enough from her already, and Toshiro would be damned if he let him take her position that she had worked so hard for as well. He had to prove to the rest of the Seireitei that she was just as capable as ever.
"Hitsugaya-taicho, what are you doing here?" Unohana said as she turned the corner to see him. "Can you ready a bed immediately?" He said sternly, avoiding answering her question. "Yes, but why-" Hitsugaya turned into Hinamori's room without letting her finish; he had no desire to explain the situation to her.
Toshiro walked into the room and turned to face his childhood friend. "Hinamori, do you realize that your position as vice-captain is in jeopardy? That the other captains do not find you fit to serve anymore?" Hitsugaya said to the girl who was lost in her own mind. Hinamori simply mumbled something inaudible about Aizen. Toshiro was irritated. "Hinamori, get out of bed now, this has gone on long enough." Nothing. No response. Now she was in trouble.
Hitsugaya held his fist up and opened it. From his hand doped a pair of pink panties. Hinamori froze. "Hitsugaya-kun, where did those come from?" She said nervously eying the familiar garment."The laundry, specifically yours." He pulled put a bag of brightly colored undergarments and held them up. "If you have no plans on getting up, I'll go hand these out to them men of the Seireitei." She paled. "You wouldn't do something like that would you Shiro-chan?" An evil smirk spread across his face and he dashed out the door. Hinamori grabbed Tobiume and ran after him.
Hitsugaya jumped onto the roof of the building and yelled to the shinigami walking below. "ATTENTION, WHO WANTS A PAIR OF HINAMORI'S PANTI-" Bam! A blast of fire knocked him down. It had begun. Toshiro drew his sword just in time to block Hinamori's attack. "GIVE ME THOSE SHIRO-CHAN!!!" She screeched. "MAKE ME BED-WETTER MOMO!" He replied with a smirk before jumping of the roof. Hinamori had no trouble chasing and firing off blasts as she ran, showing her mastery of demon arts. Toshiro dodged. A fed up Hinamori released her sword and a blast of pink fire engulfed Hitsugaya and slammed him against the wall. Oh boy, he was going to feel that one in the morning. He only barely had enough time to summon Hyorinmaru before the next hit was fired. The unfortunate shinigami in the area were showered with ice water and steam from the clash of the two powerful opposing powers. From under the steam screen Momo jumped on his chest and held his hands down. He mad no attempts to escape despite the fact the water on the ground was deep enough to reach past his ears as he lay in it.
They had created quite an uproar and caused damage to at least three the surrounding buildings, including to his amusement, collapsing half of Aizen's former office when he was plowed into the wall of the nearby 5th devision headquarters. The satisfaction was almost worth the broken bones he could tell he had gotten from the blast. Shinigami students were picking themselves up off the ground around them and nursing cuts and bruises form the falling debris and power blasts. Toshiro's ass had been thoroughly kicked. Hinamori pulled the bag out from his kimono and opened. A look of confusion spread across her face. "Shiro-chan, these all still have tags on these, these aren't mine!" "Of course they're not idiot, I sent Matsumoto to the store to get some for this trick." He said with a cough. Hinamori's sweet innocent expression returned as she saw the damage she dealt to him. "SHRIO-CHAN OH NO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU!" She began to sob and pulled him close. "IDIOT, DON'T SQUEEZE ME WHEN I HAVE BROKEN RIBS YOU BED-WETTER!" He yelped. She sniffled and let him go, rubbing her eyes. "…and it's Hitsugaya-taicho you fool...help me back the infirmary, Unohana should have a bed ready for me.
There was no more discussion of incompetence on Hinamori's part after that day, only of how she had the tenth division captain on crutches for a week. Hitsugaya didn't get off so easy; he was in a lot of trouble for the damage his prank had caused on top of the physical pain. It was ok though, the jolt had cracked the wall of pain Aizen had left her with and it was much easier to get smiles out of her. There was hope. Plus she hadn't taken back the one pair of panties that he had stolen from her. That was just an added bonus for his amusement.
Characters: Hitsugaya, Hinamori
Rating: PG? nothing dirty
Spoilers: post SS arc
enjoy your lulz at my failed attempt :3
Toshiro stood outside Hinamori's room in the squad four infirmary waiting for Unohana. The captain's meeting that morning had been full of questions on whether Hinamori was still fit to be a vice-captain in her state of mind. Aizen had taken enough from her already, and Toshiro would be damned if he let him take her position that she had worked so hard for as well. He had to prove to the rest of the Seireitei that she was just as capable as ever.
"Hitsugaya-taicho, what are you doing here?" Unohana said as she turned the corner to see him. "Can you ready a bed immediately?" He said sternly, avoiding answering her question. "Yes, but why-" Hitsugaya turned into Hinamori's room without letting her finish; he had no desire to explain the situation to her.
Toshiro walked into the room and turned to face his childhood friend. "Hinamori, do you realize that your position as vice-captain is in jeopardy? That the other captains do not find you fit to serve anymore?" Hitsugaya said to the girl who was lost in her own mind. Hinamori simply mumbled something inaudible about Aizen. Toshiro was irritated. "Hinamori, get out of bed now, this has gone on long enough." Nothing. No response. Now she was in trouble.
Hitsugaya held his fist up and opened it. From his hand doped a pair of pink panties. Hinamori froze. "Hitsugaya-kun, where did those come from?" She said nervously eying the familiar garment."The laundry, specifically yours." He pulled put a bag of brightly colored undergarments and held them up. "If you have no plans on getting up, I'll go hand these out to them men of the Seireitei." She paled. "You wouldn't do something like that would you Shiro-chan?" An evil smirk spread across his face and he dashed out the door. Hinamori grabbed Tobiume and ran after him.
Hitsugaya jumped onto the roof of the building and yelled to the shinigami walking below. "ATTENTION, WHO WANTS A PAIR OF HINAMORI'S PANTI-" Bam! A blast of fire knocked him down. It had begun. Toshiro drew his sword just in time to block Hinamori's attack. "GIVE ME THOSE SHIRO-CHAN!!!" She screeched. "MAKE ME BED-WETTER MOMO!" He replied with a smirk before jumping of the roof. Hinamori had no trouble chasing and firing off blasts as she ran, showing her mastery of demon arts. Toshiro dodged. A fed up Hinamori released her sword and a blast of pink fire engulfed Hitsugaya and slammed him against the wall. Oh boy, he was going to feel that one in the morning. He only barely had enough time to summon Hyorinmaru before the next hit was fired. The unfortunate shinigami in the area were showered with ice water and steam from the clash of the two powerful opposing powers. From under the steam screen Momo jumped on his chest and held his hands down. He mad no attempts to escape despite the fact the water on the ground was deep enough to reach past his ears as he lay in it.
They had created quite an uproar and caused damage to at least three the surrounding buildings, including to his amusement, collapsing half of Aizen's former office when he was plowed into the wall of the nearby 5th devision headquarters. The satisfaction was almost worth the broken bones he could tell he had gotten from the blast. Shinigami students were picking themselves up off the ground around them and nursing cuts and bruises form the falling debris and power blasts. Toshiro's ass had been thoroughly kicked. Hinamori pulled the bag out from his kimono and opened. A look of confusion spread across her face. "Shiro-chan, these all still have tags on these, these aren't mine!" "Of course they're not idiot, I sent Matsumoto to the store to get some for this trick." He said with a cough. Hinamori's sweet innocent expression returned as she saw the damage she dealt to him. "SHRIO-CHAN OH NO I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU!" She began to sob and pulled him close. "IDIOT, DON'T SQUEEZE ME WHEN I HAVE BROKEN RIBS YOU BED-WETTER!" He yelped. She sniffled and let him go, rubbing her eyes. "…and it's Hitsugaya-taicho you fool...help me back the infirmary, Unohana should have a bed ready for me.
There was no more discussion of incompetence on Hinamori's part after that day, only of how she had the tenth division captain on crutches for a week. Hitsugaya didn't get off so easy; he was in a lot of trouble for the damage his prank had caused on top of the physical pain. It was ok though, the jolt had cracked the wall of pain Aizen had left her with and it was much easier to get smiles out of her. There was hope. Plus she hadn't taken back the one pair of panties that he had stolen from her. That was just an added bonus for his amusement.