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[katy_kat]

So rarely in the mood to be woken before the best of clips run at the end of my dreams, couple this with the dislike of she who was at the other end of the call that woke me this morning ... happy bunny I was not

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[zanyzaz]

your posts never seem to appear on my friends page, so weird :S

[katy_kat]

the interweb is trying to break us apart!

*strokes your icon in a loving yet slightly perverted manner* mmmmmmmmegabusporn.

2pm a la stairs oui? I shalln't be late as I have dentiste a 10h

xxx

[zanyzaz]

ayeee 2pm is grand!

:O the dentist?! what brought this on?

[katy_kat]

i don't know what brought it on but it took 7 years to bring it ... my teeth are probably rotted away by now. mmm.

i just saw new kids on the block on VH1 ... there aren;t words to describe the retrospective cringing.

xxxxxxx

[_borntolose]

throwing yrself in the river?

im pretending glastonbury doesn't exsist ;)

[albion_almanac]

So am I Lori, so am I. Take Friday - all your friends are sat in a bar discussing 'Glasto', pirate flags and what intoxicants to take. I pretended that they'd all finally lost it. Weirdos. ;D

[katy_kat]

jealous* jess? jealous like say ... having your mates call you between a blackwire and a cribs set when you're stuck in Dunoon. *sobs* The conversation was actually promptly followed by my sister yelling at me for crossing my legs in the car "if we crash you'll fucking kill me and break your fucking legs!!!" ... *covers drivers eyes*

*like the mongoose

xxx

[albion_almanac]

What a bitch.* I'd like to keep your sister in a cupboard. Yes, yes, alright. I am jealous** IN YOUR FACE!11! It's alright, I'll be fine up until Sunday, when I start to imagine the Poptones Tent and Special Needs. Crying and rocking myself to sleep.

Shell said that I should watch the coverage on TV. If I wanted to watch the Killers, I'd start hacking at my wrists with a fucken biro. Overrated bollocks and the BBC.

*cries*

*too many stars*

I am being quite sincere however when that I hope you have a ACE time. Just don't tell me about it. ;D

xxx

*like the pitbull.
**like the mongoose

[albion_almanac]

I'm gonna inflate the dinghy this afternoon - go for a swin in it etc... If it's seaworthy then, next time? Albion sailors of the world...

Have a wonderful time.

xxx

[katy_kat]

There is a raft building competition at the caravan site in august!!!! YOU ARE COMING! we shall build the bestest raft in the whuruld and sail it to bolton where Cracky, Smacky and co. will hold approriate celebratory events.

tum tee tum *watches tv and types*

how crap is that "you're beautiful" song - you just want to punch him and tell him to be a real man. Get some fucking class-As in you!
Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go "I hope you enjoy the show!" (gun-fire noise) Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart!

...I am available for children's parties by the way...

ahhhh my boy ... goat boy ...

xxx

[albion_almanac]

OH, that sounds like fun. May I suggest pinecones as the main ingredient (whathefuck?) for our raft? It'll smell so fresh. No? Okay, I'll just stare at my feet and do as you say...

Goat boy. Mmmmm.

I've not heard that song. I gave up listening to popular music a while ago. It's just fucken shit now and makes me want to hurt people. You ever feel like doing a load of CD-R's and giving them out to random people who just look like they need to discover music? I do. A personal fantasy. The Others are on a CBBC advert. *wets self laughing*

I don't want you to be away for so long. Haha. I'm gay. I'm going to miss someone's presence on the interweb. Y'know what I mean. I won't even be able to ring you. I'm going to fetch a rope now...

xxx