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[katy_kat]

I just got a call from my mother from Creamfields. At least I presume it was her, i couldn't quite make out what she was saying ... God I worry about that woman, she's very small and easily lost amidst large crowds.

Anyway, I figured now would be a good time to post the lyrics to a song she keeps playing and telling me it reminds her of me ...

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[anonymous]

your mum goes to creamfields? thats not fair, my mum goes to tescos...

Will x

[katy_kat]

if only my mum went to tescos ... we haven't eaten in weeks, my dad has been licking the limescale off the shower curtain as means of nurishment. oh how we dream of tescos ...

xxx

[anonymous]

if only we had limescale, mum only goes for the cheap clothes so i havent eaten anything except £2 blouses in months and they taste worse than a bbc three peter documentary x

[katy_kat]

cheap clothes? luxury, in my day we used to dream of cheap clothes. ahh, you see dad eats all the limescale so there's none left for us - the only nurishment we get is liking gravel from the small dirt road that runs by the front of our house. well, when i say house, it's more of a hole in the ground with a sheet of tarpaulin covering it ...

*hopes will watches enough monty python to appreciate the joke...*

xxxxx

[theotherjenny]

I WENT TO CREAMFIELDS TOO. i didn't see your mum though.

aaaaaaaaanyway.

xxxx

[katy_kat]

Haha, my mum got so drunk she left her bag in the taxi and had a hangover for 2 days. She is hardcore ... well, no, she's more like the mini milk version of hardcore.

eeeeeemail!!

xxx