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[katya859]

The Associate Dean, Lowell, who works in the same office as me, decided that he was going to spread a rumor that I was getting married. So everyone who comes in to see me of course congratulates me and i have to explain to about 15 people that Lowell is a turd and I am not in fact getting married or releasing butterflies instead of throwing rice

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[asphalt_engine]

Simple. Find some way to get him out to a restaurant and tell the staff that it's his b-day. They'll do the song for free (don't order cake or anything). I did it to Moose once at Hooter's (on my b-day, ironically enough). Just beautiful.

[toymoose]

Ahhh yes, that was rather fun.

Hmmm for a truly evil idea, along those lines. Send a nice pretty package or balloons to the office receptionist addressed to him with something like "Thanks for the wonderful time last night Stud" bonus points if you can also have a pair of sexy panties to go along with it.

[katya859]

Actually, I *am* the office secretary. I also work at a super-conservative school. So, yeah...not so much.

[toymoose]

Random thoughts:

He’s being interviewed to be on the next survivor show

If they are more cultured:
Going to be on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Going to be on What Not to Wear

You have over heard a strange buzzing sound coming from his office, kinda like he was using an electric razor. But he still looks scruffy.

Should get the ball rolling on a few evil ideas.

[katya859]

Actually What Not To Wear would be perfect. He is an extremely secure guy and his favorite colors to wear are pink and purple.

*Plot Plot*