Here I Am...

[katynka]

Sorry I haven't posted for a while, but I was busy going to the Miss America Pageant. (Note how that just falls trippingly off my tongue now, as if it were the most normal thing in the world to say. It's opened up whole new linguistic opportunities for me. I can now say things like "The other night at the Miss America Pageant..." or "I saw a dress

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Hot Dogs

[anonymous]

Exactly what kind of "Hot Dogs" do they serve at Miss America...could it be foot longs with extra ketchup?

Audra

Re: Hot Dogs

[anonymous]

Footlongs with extra RANCH! dahlin!

Miss America

[anonymous]

We were the only ones dressed for foot longs with extra ketchup and we didn't partake. Ah, the irony.