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"come to club christ church. we have free coffee and 2 donuts"
i pass this sign every day on my way to work. and i want to maybe negotiate.
"the church up the street gives me three donuts. what kind of leeway are we looking at here? i feel closer to god when i have three donughts. two only gets me to purgatory ( Read more... )
i pass this sign every day on my way to work. and i want to maybe negotiate.
"the church up the street gives me three donuts. what kind of leeway are we looking at here? i feel closer to god when i have three donughts. two only gets me to purgatory ( Read more... )
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I always spelled it doughnuts. Maybe that's because I've always wanted to seem more important than a cop.
"ah... see, my sugar-ladden, fat-filled, gooey pastry has many more letters than yours. Read and weep."
Does God abide such blatant temptation?
Come on in. Worship a little. Eat a doughnut. Gain fifty pounds.
Sounds fishy to me.... which is, of course, to say that it sounds like an aquatic animal slipping through a babbling brook.
I'm done now.
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i think god is a-ok with blatant temptation. "fill those pews! we need a good opening act! we'll start with some moses, then i want you to move on to some crucifying and if we have time, i'd like to see some seven deadly sins playing out. give them the donuts and we'll see how well gluttony works."
and i spelled donuts your way first and lj told me i was wrong, so we're going with fast and short donuts. (which is how i like everything. fast and short...)
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