Made a date with divinity but she would'nt let me fuck

[kavehthekid]

I gave blood tonight after class and three beers later, I'm feeling mighjty damn ggood.
Army of Darkness was on tonight, I had my grandmother watch it with me, she loved it.

Last night was fun

Me- giz chiem de?
Mike- What?
Me- fuck! it doesn't work if your not Araz!

Comments

[shaggy2shuues]

"Do you promiss to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, untill death do you part?"

"I Do"

*SMACK!*

"That's so you remember it"

[spacecowboyaraz]

happens to me all the time. and who's the girl?

[dorkis_malorkis]

i tried calling u last night but my battery died.
u know how u werent drunk when i talked to you but u were having fun
...i wasnt drunk either ;) lol