I gave her my heart and that bitch gave me a cold.

[kavehthekid]

In whatever seriousness I have left I have to say, Amaretto is the motherfucking devil. No really, Amaretto is completely evil. Like every girl who has ever told me that they "love" me amaretto lies right to your fucking face and it hides those lies with a very sweet tounge. I'll demonstrate the similarities

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[lotus_ningette]

Hey you! Cheer up!

[kavehthekid]

I'm perfectly cheery. I've got enough fucking cheer to make a national holiday. We'll call it St. Cheer's day.

hmmmmm

[crewgirl062001]

i really hope that "girl" wasn't directed towards anyone.....

it's all in good fun ;)

[kavehthekid]

normal rules and feelings of resentment don't apply to us, you know that. It's what makes the game we play so much fun.

besides, when you're as damn good as I am, you get used to pretty girls using you for you're charming good looks and humorous disposition.

And I love how you and jackie may have both missed the great story about me and my new freind Amaretto and the great night we spent together.

[lotus_ningette]

Thank you for explaining the story to me on our drunken walk together the other night.

[kavehthekid]

I don't remember the talk we had, but I remember the walk. So you're welcome I guess.