Hind-sight is twenty-twenty STOP. Ugggghhhaaahhh.

David drank some absinthe that was much too strong for him
 so he did karaoke
he sang some nelly
it was really great until closing tiiiime.

Man, that Ze frank dave showed us a while back is great.

Thousands have taken it, so let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if you answer 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!

1. Have you ever been drunk? 10-4

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? I honestly can ( Read more... )

I understand that it is commonly agreed that sitting alone in the dark drinking is a sign of deepression/ alcoholism, why is that?
I've been doing this all week and I have to say, I like it.  It solves so very many problems that arise while drinking with others. For one, I have no problem keeping up with myself. however much I manage to drink, I'm ( Read more... )

I think it's been established time and time again that when I feel cheated, I'll do something really dumb. The tradition continuues. Also,  I've learned while drunk, the only one who actually loves me is beer. Yes alcoholic beverage, we may have been through some rough times, but you've always been true to me. If they would make it legal, I'd marry ( Read more... )

To everyone I asked for help with the boat hoist from, disregard that. I moved the thing by my damn self today, it was not nearly as bad as I thought ( Read more... )

Pistons won, but just barely. Sheed, you're the man and all, but please do not talk anymore shit.

I was at snookers last night with nick watching the excitement. I should have been at home drinking green tea and getting plenty of rest so I can get over this punishment of a disease I have been infected with. But alas, it was beer and hooplah for me ( Read more... )

Sam adams Cherry lager is fucking delicious. Its very essence teases your tastebuds, bringing your tounge to the very edge of an orgasmic alcoholic experience  and while you never quite fall from the fence you are never left unhappy, just yearning for more. "Got beer?" Indeed, drink up.

What's this? what is this curious sensation that captures your eyes? Could it be a post stating that Kaveh will be in EP for quite some time? Possibly ( Read more... )

I decided I was going to straighten out the boat hoist today. I have been meaning to get to that for some time now. I did not however have the means to complete the task. There is only so much testicular tolerance within every man, my own resistance to the elements is particularly weak as far as cold water is concerned. I realized that perhaps ( Read more... )

It would appear that not every member of the opposite gender holds serious reservations regarding my degenerate intentions.
Quite the contrary, some prefer indulgence.

I would love to elaborate on my exciting day, but I require restoration before I return to my vocational duties.