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P1 Grandprix:
[Announcer]: Fencing/sword fighting, Hand-to-hand fighting, summoning, magic~ there are numerous battle skills however~ there is only one that can be claimed as/called the ultimate~ Who is the strongest~ without jumbling/complaining about various things let's make it clear once and for all~~!!
P1~~~ Grand~~ Prix~ Prix~~ !!!
Thank you for waiting/your patience everyone (she calls them the spectator's of Kakutougi (sports which involve fighting without weapons~ and~~ yea~~~ there's definitely weapons~ ^^;;; ) I will be presenting to you/hosting/broastcasting it from here,765 meters away from the Euclid special ring~~ the P1 Grandprix~ Let's see~ one of the runner up candidates is a man with an Alvein style of sword fighting/fencing, Cless Alvein~ What do you think, commentator Mint-san?
[Mint]: Cless-san~ please do your best~!
[Announcer]: Soo there you have it~~ round one~ Cless Alvein vs Fujibayashi Suzu!!
[Cless]: Majin-ken (Psion Bolt in English??) x 12 This is the Alvein style (of fighting)~
[Announcer]: He's done it~ Cless's special technique/certain kill, his Majin-ken blast (she said "Hame" but not sure what that means it's like "the killer~~ Majin-ken thousands deaths of doom~~" you know?? LOLOLOLOL soo made that up just now~~ =>W<= ) From the looks of it~ it's an very shooting/direct (continuous?) style attack. There's a lot of booing coming from the Euclid crowd that likes "Real Fighting" however~~~ this attitude of not wanting to give in/will to fight strong~ is truly the strength of the Alvein style~ isn't that right? Commentator Mint-san?
[Mint]: Cless-san~ Please do your best~!!
[Announcer]: And so/there you have it~ Round two~ Arche Klaine vs Chester Barklight~!
[Chester]: Soo it's finally time to make things clear, black and white. I'm gonna come at you with all I got/without holding back~
[Arche]: Chester~
[Chester]: Heh~ what~ are you intimidated/scared or somethin?
[Arche]: It's a serious fight soo I might not be able to tell you this later soo... I'm going to say it now...
[Chester]: Huh?
[Arche]: I'm clusmy~ and I'm not very lady-like~ and~~ I'm just not made that way/like that and~ soo I wasn't able to tell you this before but I'm going to be brave and say it~
[Chester]: Arche~
[Arche]: I... about you... su (su as in part of "suki" = "like").... su .... SUUTONE~~ BLASUTO~ (STONE~ BLAST~)!!!
[Chester]: Nooo~~ way~~~~~~/that~~~ can't be~~~~~~
[Arche]: I did it~~!!!
[Announcer]: This is cruel/merciless~~~ using the sex appeal of a women and following it with a surprise magic attack~~ Chester helplessly dissappears from below the rubbles.
[Mint]: As expected from/that's Arche-san~
[Announcer]: Now~~ round three is~~~ Klarth, the summoner, and will be facing Arche who survived the last round~
[Arche]: Alri~ght~~~ come with all you got~!!
[Klarth]: Arche~!
[Arche]: Huh?
[Klarth]: Arche~ I know our ages are far apart/there's a big age difference between us, I also know that our races are different, but~~ before we fight, let me say just one thing~ I, about you, gre.. gre...
[Arche]: What do you mean by "Gremlin Lair~!?"
[Klarth]: UWAHHH~~~~~ don't~~~~~~~ you~~~ want~~~~~ it~~!? *Kazuhiko-sama~ flies off~~~*
[Announcer]: Finally our last battle... will the Majin-ken roar~ with Cless Alvein~ or~~ will the strong magic~ burn the earth~ Arche Klaine~~ the crowd's excitement is~~ also ahh~~~
[Crowd]: Huhh~~ what??? what's that??
[Announcer]: A mysterious figure from the crowd stands~ oh oh~~ I wonder what's going on~~ it appears that there is a ladle~ in his hand?
[Klarth]: I've heard about it... a legendary Ogre that appears at every dimensional/space-time tournament... after that.. it is said that the contestants' corpse are stood in a row/lined up, that "Omata" (groin, thigh), no that "Otama" (ladle) master/specialist~
[Announcer]: ...Why are you here?? There is mass chaos/It is very chaotic here at the grounds/stadium... uhh and it seems that this is all the broastcasting we can do~ Fans of the sport/tournament good-bye~ good-bye~~~ good~~ ahhhhh!!