Gheys -_-;
Ok, here's a little Sars x Sakyo x Mark story that I'm crossposting for fun, from Fyire's Lj request where one tells about a one-nighter that Mark (her Mj) has had and doesnt remember ;)
It was a cold, rainy, boring night and with no bodies on the slabs. The boss had already told Sars that he could go on home if there were no new arrivals soon, and Sakyo had already fallen asleep on one of the morgue tables.
Suddenly the doors open and the creaking of wheels made Sars stand up straight and tingle with excitement! It was the arrival of a new body!
The assistant parked the rolling metal gurney and left quickly, as the morgue was a pretty creepy place to be afterall.
Sars shook Sakyo awake, and attempted to share the news with the sleepy-eyed deviant. Once Sakyo realized there was something to play with, he practically shot up! He jetted over to the table and picked up the sheet, anticipating a gory car accident victim or maybe a mutilated lovely of some sort <3, but to his suprise (!!!) it was a naked young man with odd fluffy black and white hair! The body smelled of garbage, but didint have any wounds of any sort :?
"WTF,mate?", Sakyo asked Sars. Sars responded by reading the toe tag and discovered that the body was of an unknown young man and that the cause of death was unknown as well. He checked the report that had accompanied the body and found that the body had been found nude in a dumpster outside a local bar. No ID was found and the body had been marked DOA.
Sars explained all of this to Sakyo who had already stripped the body of all of his leather bits, the only thing the body had come with other than a bad smell -_-;
like garbage and herpes soaked in Jack Daniels. Sakyo answered by saying he didnt care about it's history, he just wanted to sex it! Sars said, "Why?! It smells, and it isnt even torn up or anything?" and Sakyo responded by pointing out that it was still cute :)
Sars told Sakyo he could do whatever he wanted with this one, he wanted no part of it. He got a creepy feeling off of this one, it didn't even look dead and it wasnt even cold yet. He knew he couldnt get it up with a warm one, more or less manage to get it on with it ;_;.
More than a few minutes had passed when Sars heard a horrified squeal coming from the direction he had left Sakyo and the "victim" in! He rushed to check on them, when he saw Sakyo crying his eyes out and the thing on the table sitting up!!!
Sars asked Sakyo," WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? Rigor set in and scared you? WHAT? QUIT CRYING, DAMNIT! I hate when you do it during sex, and I hate it now!!!"
Sakyo, still balling, replied with," I HAD SEX WITH A LIVE ONE ;_;!"
Sars peered over at the table at the thing, which was now sitting up, peering around. "Hey! You! Who are you and why are you alive???"
It responded with, " I'm Mark....and....uh....wut? Where am I?"
Sars snorted. He knew this thing had given him the creeps for good reasons. He got up and moved away from Sakyo who was still rocking himself in the corner like a scared child. He told the thing,"Well Mark, you're dead. Well, not really dead, but supposed to be dead. You're here in the morgue because we thought you were dead. ANDDDDD, now that you arent dead, you're free to go."
Sars grabs some spare scrubs from the wall hanger next to the door and tells Mark to dressed and get out. Mark, still dazed and confused, figures "Whatever.",he just wanted out of there, he's cold, confused, ...and his butt hurts a little -_-;. He hurries to get dressed and hops off the table, preparing to go out the door, when a little voice behind him perks up with, "What about me? Don't you think you owe me something? *pouts*"
Mark asks,"Owe you something?" as he turns to see the boy in the corner standing up and tying his pants.
"Yes, owe me something! I just wasted 20 minutes on you for no reason! You're alive for god's sake!!!!" the boy squealed, getting higher-pitched as he went.
Mark replies," I ...I.. I *barfs*. Sakyo goes back to crying and Sars grabs Mark and shoves him out the door back into the rain. As Sars goes for the mop and bucket, he stops by Sakyo and gives him a small hug to comfort him. "It isnt the worst that could have happened you know? Remember that time you accidently had sex with a girl?" Sakyo bursts into tears again at the mention of his worst memory, and Sars goes to work, mopping up the bile before the boss gets back.
_the end_
It was a cold, rainy, boring night and with no bodies on the slabs. The boss had already told Sars that he could go on home if there were no new arrivals soon, and Sakyo had already fallen asleep on one of the morgue tables.
Suddenly the doors open and the creaking of wheels made Sars stand up straight and tingle with excitement! It was the arrival of a new body!
The assistant parked the rolling metal gurney and left quickly, as the morgue was a pretty creepy place to be afterall.
Sars shook Sakyo awake, and attempted to share the news with the sleepy-eyed deviant. Once Sakyo realized there was something to play with, he practically shot up! He jetted over to the table and picked up the sheet, anticipating a gory car accident victim or maybe a mutilated lovely of some sort <3, but to his suprise (!!!) it was a naked young man with odd fluffy black and white hair! The body smelled of garbage, but didint have any wounds of any sort :?
"WTF,mate?", Sakyo asked Sars. Sars responded by reading the toe tag and discovered that the body was of an unknown young man and that the cause of death was unknown as well. He checked the report that had accompanied the body and found that the body had been found nude in a dumpster outside a local bar. No ID was found and the body had been marked DOA.
Sars explained all of this to Sakyo who had already stripped the body of all of his leather bits, the only thing the body had come with other than a bad smell -_-;
like garbage and herpes soaked in Jack Daniels. Sakyo answered by saying he didnt care about it's history, he just wanted to sex it! Sars said, "Why?! It smells, and it isnt even torn up or anything?" and Sakyo responded by pointing out that it was still cute :)
Sars told Sakyo he could do whatever he wanted with this one, he wanted no part of it. He got a creepy feeling off of this one, it didn't even look dead and it wasnt even cold yet. He knew he couldnt get it up with a warm one, more or less manage to get it on with it ;_;.
More than a few minutes had passed when Sars heard a horrified squeal coming from the direction he had left Sakyo and the "victim" in! He rushed to check on them, when he saw Sakyo crying his eyes out and the thing on the table sitting up!!!
Sars asked Sakyo," WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE? Rigor set in and scared you? WHAT? QUIT CRYING, DAMNIT! I hate when you do it during sex, and I hate it now!!!"
Sakyo, still balling, replied with," I HAD SEX WITH A LIVE ONE ;_;!"
Sars peered over at the table at the thing, which was now sitting up, peering around. "Hey! You! Who are you and why are you alive???"
It responded with, " I'm Mark....and....uh....wut? Where am I?"
Sars snorted. He knew this thing had given him the creeps for good reasons. He got up and moved away from Sakyo who was still rocking himself in the corner like a scared child. He told the thing,"Well Mark, you're dead. Well, not really dead, but supposed to be dead. You're here in the morgue because we thought you were dead. ANDDDDD, now that you arent dead, you're free to go."
Sars grabs some spare scrubs from the wall hanger next to the door and tells Mark to dressed and get out. Mark, still dazed and confused, figures "Whatever.",he just wanted out of there, he's cold, confused, ...and his butt hurts a little -_-;. He hurries to get dressed and hops off the table, preparing to go out the door, when a little voice behind him perks up with, "What about me? Don't you think you owe me something? *pouts*"
Mark asks,"Owe you something?" as he turns to see the boy in the corner standing up and tying his pants.
"Yes, owe me something! I just wasted 20 minutes on you for no reason! You're alive for god's sake!!!!" the boy squealed, getting higher-pitched as he went.
Mark replies," I ...I.. I *barfs*. Sakyo goes back to crying and Sars grabs Mark and shoves him out the door back into the rain. As Sars goes for the mop and bucket, he stops by Sakyo and gives him a small hug to comfort him. "It isnt the worst that could have happened you know? Remember that time you accidently had sex with a girl?" Sakyo bursts into tears again at the mention of his worst memory, and Sars goes to work, mopping up the bile before the boss gets back.
_the end_