it has to be
it was imperative that i documented this conversation:
RUFiO795: oh yeah? wow...so when was the last time you saw it
MiBastet: like...
MiBastet: a century ago
MiBastet: [dont tell anyone im that old]
RUFiO795: how the hell old are you!?
RUFiO795: i cant talk to you online anymore
RUFiO795: i'm surprised your oldass fingers can type
MiBastet: i have miracle arthritis medication
RUFiO795: thats amazing
MiBastet: actually i know witchcraft
MiBastet: shhhh
RUFiO795: so you're an ancient witch. great.
MiBastet: this is totally on the dl
MiBastet: they missed me when they did the stake burnings
RUFiO795: i'll keep it down
RUFiO795: i dont think people would believe me
MiBastet: probably not
RUFiO795: well you probably didnt know this....but i'm a witchhunter
MiBastet: SHIT
RUFiO795: and i've got stakes available
RUFiO795: and a lot of time on my hand
RUFiO795: s
MiBastet: man thats not legal
MiBastet: assisted suicide isnt legal in this state
RUFiO795: neither is witchcraft you old hag
MiBastet: i didnt say i was practicing it anymore
RUFiO795: then how are you so old
MiBastet: cuz im still alive
MiBastet: ???
MiBastet: what if i just have so much spirit i just never die
RUFiO795: but you're over a century old. thats witchcraft
MiBastet: me and the energizer bunny have been related
MiBastet: or sheer luck?
RUFiO795: so you're a cyborg witch
RUFiO795: with a stroke of good luck
RUFiO795: makes sense
MiBastet: i dont wanna be a cyborg witch
MiBastet: i dont like that word
RUFiO795: why the hell not
RUFiO795: cyborg?
MiBastet: its ugly
RUFiO795: yuo're afraid of.....CYBORGS?!?
MiBastet: i've never seen one.
MiBastet: i could so take them
MiBastet: are you like calling them to send them over or something?
RUFiO795: ::THE BORGS HAVE ASSIMILATED
MiBastet: did i mention my amazing cyborg skills?
RUFiO795: i love star trek references
RUFiO795: i think you did
MiBastet: i also mentioned id never seen one
RUFiO795: true
MiBastet: i wouldnt know it from a well ive seen everything else
RUFiO795: unless part of its body had been blown off
MiBastet: in which case i might recognize it?
RUFiO795: well then you'd see machine parts
RUFiO795: alright i'm outta here
RUFiO795: i need to go plug myself in
RUFiO795: i mean go to bed
MiBastet: ooo
MiBastet: well you have fun doing that
MiBastet: dont be alarmed if i zoom by on my...ugh...not broomstick
RUFiO795: haha
MiBastet: cuz i dont have one of those...
RUFiO795: i wont be alarmed
RUFiO795: i'll ju st sshoot you down with my laser beams
MiBastet: dude!
MiBastet: my vacuum cleaner could so take
MiBastet: [i go a la hocus pocus]
RUFiO795: well i go a la terminator
RUFiO795: and i dont think he's bothered by witches
MiBastet: i dont like fights
RUFiO795: then you should've chosen a different profession
MiBastet: hey there are some good witches
MiBastet: what about glinda
MiBastet: i mean she wears a big poofy pink dress but i totally change her do to be jeans a tshirt
RUFiO795: glinda creeps the hell out of me
RUFiO795: i'd pimp slap that ho
MiBastet: i doubt shes a ho
MiBastet: no one can get under that dress
RUFiO795: except those flying monkeys
MiBastet: are you saying they raped her
MiBastet: come on now
RUFiO795: no just that they hung out for a while
MiBastet: if anything it was the munchkins that got first dibs
RUFiO795: just cause they're small? what are you, racist
MiBastet: no im saying its to their advantage
RUFiO795: thats true
RUFiO795: alright bedtime
RUFiO795: didnt i say i was going a while ago
MiBastet: fair enough
MiBastet: yep
MiBastet: and we continued the ridiculousness
MiBastet: go figure
RUFiO795: yeah thats true
MiBastet: everything i say is true
MiBastet: except for that
MiBastet: everything else is
RUFiO795: stop lying
RUFiO795: i cant deal with the lies michelle
MiBastet: i cant help it im a pathological liar
MiBastet: its so muchhhh funnnnn
MiBastet: like i could lie and tell you're going to sleep right now
RUFiO795: i'im going to sleep right now
RUFiO795: and that's no lie
MiBastet: well now your a liar too!
RUFiO795: stop lying!
RUFiO795: oh yeah? wow...so when was the last time you saw it
MiBastet: like...
MiBastet: a century ago
MiBastet: [dont tell anyone im that old]
RUFiO795: how the hell old are you!?
RUFiO795: i cant talk to you online anymore
RUFiO795: i'm surprised your oldass fingers can type
MiBastet: i have miracle arthritis medication
RUFiO795: thats amazing
MiBastet: actually i know witchcraft
MiBastet: shhhh
RUFiO795: so you're an ancient witch. great.
MiBastet: this is totally on the dl
MiBastet: they missed me when they did the stake burnings
RUFiO795: i'll keep it down
RUFiO795: i dont think people would believe me
MiBastet: probably not
RUFiO795: well you probably didnt know this....but i'm a witchhunter
MiBastet: SHIT
RUFiO795: and i've got stakes available
RUFiO795: and a lot of time on my hand
RUFiO795: s
MiBastet: man thats not legal
MiBastet: assisted suicide isnt legal in this state
RUFiO795: neither is witchcraft you old hag
MiBastet: i didnt say i was practicing it anymore
RUFiO795: then how are you so old
MiBastet: cuz im still alive
MiBastet: ???
MiBastet: what if i just have so much spirit i just never die
RUFiO795: but you're over a century old. thats witchcraft
MiBastet: me and the energizer bunny have been related
MiBastet: or sheer luck?
RUFiO795: so you're a cyborg witch
RUFiO795: with a stroke of good luck
RUFiO795: makes sense
MiBastet: i dont wanna be a cyborg witch
MiBastet: i dont like that word
RUFiO795: why the hell not
RUFiO795: cyborg?
MiBastet: its ugly
RUFiO795: yuo're afraid of.....CYBORGS?!?
MiBastet: i've never seen one.
MiBastet: i could so take them
MiBastet: are you like calling them to send them over or something?
RUFiO795: ::THE BORGS HAVE ASSIMILATED
MiBastet: did i mention my amazing cyborg skills?
RUFiO795: i love star trek references
RUFiO795: i think you did
MiBastet: i also mentioned id never seen one
RUFiO795: true
MiBastet: i wouldnt know it from a well ive seen everything else
RUFiO795: unless part of its body had been blown off
MiBastet: in which case i might recognize it?
RUFiO795: well then you'd see machine parts
RUFiO795: alright i'm outta here
RUFiO795: i need to go plug myself in
RUFiO795: i mean go to bed
MiBastet: ooo
MiBastet: well you have fun doing that
MiBastet: dont be alarmed if i zoom by on my...ugh...not broomstick
RUFiO795: haha
MiBastet: cuz i dont have one of those...
RUFiO795: i wont be alarmed
RUFiO795: i'll ju st sshoot you down with my laser beams
MiBastet: dude!
MiBastet: my vacuum cleaner could so take
MiBastet: [i go a la hocus pocus]
RUFiO795: well i go a la terminator
RUFiO795: and i dont think he's bothered by witches
MiBastet: i dont like fights
RUFiO795: then you should've chosen a different profession
MiBastet: hey there are some good witches
MiBastet: what about glinda
MiBastet: i mean she wears a big poofy pink dress but i totally change her do to be jeans a tshirt
RUFiO795: glinda creeps the hell out of me
RUFiO795: i'd pimp slap that ho
MiBastet: i doubt shes a ho
MiBastet: no one can get under that dress
RUFiO795: except those flying monkeys
MiBastet: are you saying they raped her
MiBastet: come on now
RUFiO795: no just that they hung out for a while
MiBastet: if anything it was the munchkins that got first dibs
RUFiO795: just cause they're small? what are you, racist
MiBastet: no im saying its to their advantage
RUFiO795: thats true
RUFiO795: alright bedtime
RUFiO795: didnt i say i was going a while ago
MiBastet: fair enough
MiBastet: yep
MiBastet: and we continued the ridiculousness
MiBastet: go figure
RUFiO795: yeah thats true
MiBastet: everything i say is true
MiBastet: except for that
MiBastet: everything else is
RUFiO795: stop lying
RUFiO795: i cant deal with the lies michelle
MiBastet: i cant help it im a pathological liar
MiBastet: its so muchhhh funnnnn
MiBastet: like i could lie and tell you're going to sleep right now
RUFiO795: i'im going to sleep right now
RUFiO795: and that's no lie
MiBastet: well now your a liar too!
RUFiO795: stop lying!