Voice post
[If you want, your characters will be able to hear the conversation from the number that Honey called- you can find an audio of the call here. For those of you who don't want to download the file, her journal transcribed the call. Oh snap.]
[Phone ringing before it clicks as a young man's voice comes on the line.]
[Young man] "H-Hello? Ca-Can anyone hear me? Please, please help- [Loud bang here] Okay! Okay! I'll read it, I'll read it! 'How many clowns does it take to get a good laugh? Four hundred and one.' I don't get it, these jokes aren't funny, I- [Another loud bang] Please, please! I'll keep going! I'll keep going! 'If you want to be part of my crew, you're going to need to prove that you're up to the challenge. Tell your lackeys at home that the first punch line is "inside joke". And if they complain, tell them to button it, they'll get something out of this too. Remember, this is not a race, real crooks do it with style, not speed. One final joke- what's the last thing I'll.. [quetly] I'll ever say'..? Please! Don't do it! [crying] DON'T! [bang, then a thud and the sound of a phone being hung up; followed by about 15 seconds of silence]"
[Female operator's voice] "Goodbye."
[Call ends, the line goes dead]
..How creepy.
[Phone ringing before it clicks as a young man's voice comes on the line.]
[Young man] "H-Hello? Ca-Can anyone hear me? Please, please help- [Loud bang here] Okay! Okay! I'll read it, I'll read it! 'How many clowns does it take to get a good laugh? Four hundred and one.' I don't get it, these jokes aren't funny, I- [Another loud bang] Please, please! I'll keep going! I'll keep going! 'If you want to be part of my crew, you're going to need to prove that you're up to the challenge. Tell your lackeys at home that the first punch line is "inside joke". And if they complain, tell them to button it, they'll get something out of this too. Remember, this is not a race, real crooks do it with style, not speed. One final joke- what's the last thing I'll.. [quetly] I'll ever say'..? Please! Don't do it! [crying] DON'T! [bang, then a thud and the sound of a phone being hung up; followed by about 15 seconds of silence]"
[Female operator's voice] "Goodbye."
[Call ends, the line goes dead]
..How creepy.