i am possibly trash.

[kaybean]

in the past 24 hours i have gasped with excitement at the fact that there's a dollar tree opening near my house, and requested that we go to the suburbs and find a buffet (so i could have soft serve with toppings) as our date night.
also, i got a little drunk at whole foods today.

i am awesome.

Comments

[seamusmclean]

I want soft serve. With caramel sauce and jimmies.