Bacon Salt?

[kayjayoh]

"Bacon Salt is a zero calorie, vegetarian, kosher certified seasoning salt that makes everything taste like real bacon."

I am speechless. I can't decide whether this is the best thing ever or an abomination. My head, it spins.

Comments

[lastchancetosee]

This may be the closest thing to awesome sauce there is!

[iralith]

>vegetarian
>taste like real bacon

There's a piece of my brain-kind of like SETI@home, I guess-that's devoted to the missing of bacon. Sometimes I get pretend-bacon from the supermarket (it's freakish: every piece is oblong and identical), but it ain't the same.

This post, therefore, excites me.

[kayjayoh]

I'm trying to sort out not just the vegetarian but the "kosher certified" part of that sentence up there. Kosher certified, bacon flavored. The mind boggles.