OF COURSE ALL PEOPLE ARE COLOURED OTHERWISE THEY WOULDN'T BE SEEN

NOBODY IS ILLEGAL/ THE WORLD BELONGS TO ALL OF US

WHAT IF FREEDOM OF SPEECH WAS A RELIGION

OIL CRISIS / USE THE OIL FOR COOKING / AND CREATIVITY FOR TRAVELING

SHALL WE SOLVE OUR ENVIRONMENTAL PROBLEMS OR SHALL WE GO TO MARS AND SOLVE THEIRS

GREY HAIR DOESN'T MEAN / YOU LOSE YOUR ( Read more... )

Besides my two bros I am a puny human being. They eat all day long and game all night , but still they look like Greek gods*. To boot, my bros are very much stereotype boys. They belch, they fart, they bellow obscene things. Their humour is very easy and down to earth, yet so far out. Moreover I am a complete n00b at the kind of games they play.**
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I was just observing the sky and saw a cloud shaped like a gun.
This gave me the strangest flashbacks; to when I was kindergarten-aged. Back then, I could never take home the water-paintings we were set to do, because I kept making stories which thickened with every stroke. Like the one time I began with a large ocean somewhere, then a rowboat ( Read more... )

A disadvantage of having studied where things go a little differently...:
All my friends are busy studying and I am sitting here on my arse!

I can feel my social skills crumbling between my ears

I need to get out!

Thank you
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My aunt's youngest offspring is 11/2 and has not seen me since last christmas. So it promised to be interesting when I peomised to watch him while mummy was at work and granny was having a medical pedicure. The first thing he said was "I don't know her......." to try to convince our grandmother to stay. Yet she abandoned us, after which followed ( Read more... )

After bread, the biggest consumer product in our home is toilet paper. On the last aquiring of the latter, we got a rather odd package. While doing my business like any good housetrained person ought to, I saw the new lot of unopened rolls on the bench, and on the package I read: Bath/Toilet.
... what is that supposed to mean? That you can wipe ( Read more... )

I want to string out every bad word I know, slowly and fluently, to make the vilest poem ever uttered.

I want to know why.
It takes a lifetime just to make it work
Maybe universal, atoms go berserk
Inside my little brain
Prefer to stay insane
Than to walk the narrow lane
I've seen it all before---
I'd like to be a child
A child running wild
Lots of places to ( Read more... )

Some people write like the Devil Drunk on Holy water! Their writing gives me headaches of irritation! They deserve a slap. [*slap!*]

bordum; board; boar; luv; bf; i liek; buy frnd; u hav bf pls; u hav pic pls i want see u pls; wat; wut; wt; hw d u do; howr u; skewl; newb; w8, l8r, b4; lolwutwutwut; iz retarededddd; I wuz juz walkn dwn teh stret 1 ( Read more... )

Whehey look how awesome I am
How healthy do you live?
Overall your lifestyle is healthy.

Your diet is excellent, your physical exercise is excellent, your mental health
state is good, and your supporting choices are good as well.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you ranked as a 7.8.
This means your lifestyle is healthier than 96% of other test takers. How ( Read more... )