don't worry. you won't get it.

Jun 01, 2005 10:31


RANDOM! read
go to www.livejournal.com/~wet_in_my_eyes first.
Destiny.

I miss you so much! Things are really hectic around here with the Traveling Road Whores. We lost our main woman, Muffin DeBoner, becuse she wanted to undergo some type of surgery, but wouldn't tell us. Last time I saw her at the Gas-N-Eat, she had some facial hair, almost didn' ( Read more... )

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soccerash829 June 1 2005, 14:54:19 UTC
wow.... i havent been more confused ever in my life! lol
I will just have to read Deestinys journal and reread yours and try to find explanations of it all. LOL
xoxo
<3 Ash

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kayla_g June 1 2005, 15:01:00 UTC
dont bother. it goes way back.

<3333333333

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YOU WONT GET IT. wet_in_my_eyes June 1 2005, 15:00:35 UTC
OMG! Sunny is having sex now...

i caught him with his 3rd grade reding teacher Mrs.Murphay in my Extra Trailer used to hold all the pig feed and the mexicans. By the way, the first child i "borrowed" is now three. He says he knows his birthday, but i think he's just saying it to get a little extra cold clam chowder at supper...but i dont wanna be all acusitory and what now. So anyways, Marys death didnt phase me at the least. maybe because i set up her death. i knew these mexicns HAD to have a few good connections, and well, they came thru for me.
So your friend has become someone new. "Im a real boy!" good for her.
Im a little bored with the lifestyle im living right now. Either a new man or a new job has to come along. maybe not tho. maybe i can just move again. I would if i didnt have sunny to worry about. he has a girlfriend to worry about now ((mrs.<<<<<<<)) Shes married, 38, and has this very distracting white abrasion above her eyebrow. I still had high hopes that he would become gay. Guess i cant get everything i want ( ... )

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Re: YOU WONT GET IT. kayla_g June 1 2005, 15:10:01 UTC
sunny... having sex? whats worst than that?!? i walked in on johnnyboy masturbatin. he didnt look like he knew what he was doin, had a bottle of my warm vanilla sugar lotion out, and just you know. so i brought in farmer jack and demonstrated to him the true definition of "whack off ( ... )

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kayla_g June 1 2005, 21:15:42 UTC
haha. your a d0rk!

its a long inside joke between me and my bffe*.

<3

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wet_in_my_eyes June 11 2005, 19:29:29 UTC
hopefuly the little ** means sumthin extra special...

by the way, one of the mexicans died. i killed him.

i know..i know..

but he was talking so god damn fast. bothered me, you know?
he had a last wish- "peez! peez! tell muh cousin i luhv her. no really...i LOVE her."

um. ew.

-Destiny- your "bffe*"

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