My first waxing experience...

[kaylz]

So as you may have guessed from the subject, I endured my first waxing experience today. Those of you who know me would interject, "WHAT?! But Kaylie, I already know you wax every month!" Although this is true, this experience was slightly different, as I, for once, was the fucking aesthetician bitches! Yes, I GAVE my first wax! Many of you may be thinking that this is not indeed anything new as many people give other people waxes, however, I assure you, this was not the regular arms/legs/eyebrows. Yes, it was indeed sensitive parts I waxed. It was quite entertaining if you ask me. There I was, never having used a hard wax before, playing around with the hot plate, trying not to burn my victim. I think I only burned her twice...maybe three times...but she liked it. It was kinky. I think it took an hour and a half of pure pain, but alas, she is hair-free. Hopefully the next few will help me get the hang of it well enough to do other people (if they are of course cool with my face in their cooch)...and no I'm not a lesbian. I'm quite comfortable with my sexuality the way it is. Although, I was asked to be in a threesome the other day...(bring back memories Jord? -- and to everyone else, no I did not have a threesome with Jordana). Well, that's it. I won't go into any more graphic detail than I have provided you with. But suffice to say it was not too bad, I would do it again, and its a helluva lot cheaper than going to a real asthetician. I am God.
Stay classy homedogs.