Hell-A Magazine blog number 1.

[kaylz]

Hank hates you all. A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And 3, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70

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[sexstarvednun]

What show is this?

[kaylz]

californication. I want to be hank. PS we're moving to malibu for a month from mid-december to mid-january so you better fucking be there. wooooooo.