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1. How tall are you barefoot?
167.64 centimetres.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Have you ever smoked smelt?
3. Do you own a gun?
Does modified nerf count?
4. Rehab?
Family members, friends, yes; me? No.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Why would I? I'm not trying to bone them.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I eat the veggie kind.
Girl 1: I don't eat meat hotdogs; their source is too dodgy
Girl 2: But aren't veggiedogs made in pretty much the same way?
Girl 1: Maybe, but I'd rather eat the stamen from a dodgy plant than an anus from a dodgy pig
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
About 7 years of working retail results in a "none" answer for this.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water.
9. Do you do push-ups?
Yes.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
I don't need mind-altering drugs to think it is fun to touch people.
11. Are you vegan?
Cheese tastes good, you freaks!
12. Do you like painkillers?
Cheese has enzymes that, when they react with stomach acids, create an opiate-like substance; does that count? I like cheese.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Hm, let's see. I'm a girl. How's that?
14. Do you own a knife?
I own about 6 knives of various shapes, sizes and duties.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
ADD is a liberal myth
16. Date of Birth?
23/09/1980
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment
Damn, John Stewart is a sexy man.
I need to vacuum the living room.
I really should be working on my portfolio, or Itamar's book covers or any number of things like sleeping instead of filling out a survey that I snaked from Kateri.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
Hair Dye
8 cans of soup
6 Apples
Hooray breakfast and lunch for the next week and then some.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Water
Mint and Tarragon tea
Other various teas
Ginger Ale
Beers
20. What time did you wake up today?
7:04am then every 10 minutes after that until 7:44 when I got out of bed and went to work.
21. Current hair?
Shaved into a wedge, dyed black; soon to be changing more.
22. Biggest fear right now?
Having to go to work tomorrow. The government.
23. Current hate?
Work and going to bed before midnight
24. Favorite place to be?
In a hotel room, in two beds that have been pushed together, with 4 boys.
25. Least favorite place to be?
In the car, on the way to work
26. Where would you like to go?
Anywhere.
27. Do you own slippers?
No, they make my feet sweat.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Surely, knowing me, I will be living some place that I am sick of living in, with people I can't bear to leave because I love them too much, and working a job that is slowly killing me. And knowing me, about 6 months after 10 years, I will be leaving these people and this job, and this place to find a new place that I will be sick of, with people who I am attached to, and a crappy job within a year.
29. Do you burn or tan?
burn then tan sometimes or burn, then freckle.
30. Last thing you ate?
A cinnamon roll with cinnamon gingersnap ice cream
31. Would you be a pirate?
Yarr
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Saturday. It was fucking insane. Zac's ass got grabbed so much.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
The shower is for showering and occasionally masturbation and playing with soap.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Aliens.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
I don't have pockets; I am wearing nurse pants with a big hole in the ass.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Zac's face
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Flannel polar bear sheets
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken hip + 2 broken ribs + broken two front teeth. AT THE SAME TIME
39. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
40. Who is your loudest friend?
Katie, Kateri, Kim, Zac. They are all really loud.
41. Who is your most silent friend?
Me. Beth. Tim.
42. Does someone have a crush on you?
I hope so.
43. Do you wish on stars?
I wish on flaming pieces of rock flying through the atmosphere.
44. What is your favorite book?
I am really actually enjoying my logic book for class: The Fox and the Snake
Otherwise in the past, I've been known to enjoy many of the works of C.S. Lewis, the books of Discworld, Life of Pi. I really should finish reading GEB, but Tim won't come home. I am afraid he is dead. I might sleep in his bed.
45. What is your favorite candy?
Charleston Chew, Laffy Taffy (the strips, not the chunks), Mars Bars, Reisen, Rolos
46. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I don't really care. None, preferably. I want to get married in Yosemite if I ever get married.
47. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Whatever, I'm dead. Ya'll can play Baby got Back if you want.
48. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Knitting a hat for Kateri while boys hacked on Sycamore.
49. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Yes. It is the sweetest kind of pain.
Kateri
1. How tall are you barefoot?
167.64 centimetres.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Have you ever smoked smelt?
3. Do you own a gun?
Does modified nerf count?
4. Rehab?
Family members, friends, yes; me? No.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
Why would I? I'm not trying to bone them.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
I eat the veggie kind.
Girl 1: I don't eat meat hotdogs; their source is too dodgy
Girl 2: But aren't veggiedogs made in pretty much the same way?
Girl 1: Maybe, but I'd rather eat the stamen from a dodgy plant than an anus from a dodgy pig
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
About 7 years of working retail results in a "none" answer for this.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water.
9. Do you do push-ups?
Yes.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
I don't need mind-altering drugs to think it is fun to touch people.
11. Are you vegan?
Cheese tastes good, you freaks!
12. Do you like painkillers?
Cheese has enzymes that, when they react with stomach acids, create an opiate-like substance; does that count? I like cheese.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Hm, let's see. I'm a girl. How's that?
14. Do you own a knife?
I own about 6 knives of various shapes, sizes and duties.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
ADD is a liberal myth
16. Date of Birth?
23/09/1980
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment
Damn, John Stewart is a sexy man.
I need to vacuum the living room.
I really should be working on my portfolio, or Itamar's book covers or any number of things like sleeping instead of filling out a survey that I snaked from Kateri.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
Hair Dye
8 cans of soup
6 Apples
Hooray breakfast and lunch for the next week and then some.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Water
Mint and Tarragon tea
Other various teas
Ginger Ale
Beers
20. What time did you wake up today?
7:04am then every 10 minutes after that until 7:44 when I got out of bed and went to work.
21. Current hair?
Shaved into a wedge, dyed black; soon to be changing more.
22. Biggest fear right now?
Having to go to work tomorrow. The government.
23. Current hate?
Work and going to bed before midnight
24. Favorite place to be?
In a hotel room, in two beds that have been pushed together, with 4 boys.
25. Least favorite place to be?
In the car, on the way to work
26. Where would you like to go?
Anywhere.
27. Do you own slippers?
No, they make my feet sweat.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Surely, knowing me, I will be living some place that I am sick of living in, with people I can't bear to leave because I love them too much, and working a job that is slowly killing me. And knowing me, about 6 months after 10 years, I will be leaving these people and this job, and this place to find a new place that I will be sick of, with people who I am attached to, and a crappy job within a year.
29. Do you burn or tan?
burn then tan sometimes or burn, then freckle.
30. Last thing you ate?
A cinnamon roll with cinnamon gingersnap ice cream
31. Would you be a pirate?
Yarr
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Saturday. It was fucking insane. Zac's ass got grabbed so much.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
The shower is for showering and occasionally masturbation and playing with soap.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Aliens.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
I don't have pockets; I am wearing nurse pants with a big hole in the ass.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Zac's face
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Flannel polar bear sheets
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Broken hip + 2 broken ribs + broken two front teeth. AT THE SAME TIME
39. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2
40. Who is your loudest friend?
Katie, Kateri, Kim, Zac. They are all really loud.
41. Who is your most silent friend?
Me. Beth. Tim.
42. Does someone have a crush on you?
I hope so.
43. Do you wish on stars?
I wish on flaming pieces of rock flying through the atmosphere.
44. What is your favorite book?
I am really actually enjoying my logic book for class: The Fox and the Snake
Otherwise in the past, I've been known to enjoy many of the works of C.S. Lewis, the books of Discworld, Life of Pi. I really should finish reading GEB, but Tim won't come home. I am afraid he is dead. I might sleep in his bed.
45. What is your favorite candy?
Charleston Chew, Laffy Taffy (the strips, not the chunks), Mars Bars, Reisen, Rolos
46. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
I don't really care. None, preferably. I want to get married in Yosemite if I ever get married.
47. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Whatever, I'm dead. Ya'll can play Baby got Back if you want.
48. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Knitting a hat for Kateri while boys hacked on Sycamore.
49. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
Yes. It is the sweetest kind of pain.
Kateri