i just ate like 5 girl scout cookies, and i'm about to eat a couple more.

[kayte]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE

Comments

[ker_shan]

i remember this one time... it was so funny... sarah came up to you and was all like, bitch if you touch my boy one more time i'm gonna slap your teeth down your throat, then you laughed. and she slapped you. so you grabbed a chunk of her hair and smashed her face into your knee... and she ran off crying... that'll teach her for screwing your boy then claiming him... lol

hey, couldn't think of anything that creative really... but here's a fakie...

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[shiftybob]

Oh! Remember that time we kidnapped a garden rake?
It was so scared, I mean... After it recovered from the chloroform and woke up in the back of my van. It was pretty dizzy and confused, but then you slapped it around a bit, and suddenly it was begging for its life. HA! I've never seen an horticultural implement look so afraid! It was almost pathetic really, wasn't it?
Yeah, we didn't torture it for very long did we? It kinda got a bit boring after a few hours, so we dumped the body in a river and went to drink a couple of coconut margheritas. They were some damn fine margheritas weren't they? and MAN did they pack a punch. I think maybe I had a few dozen too many of those. 'Cause the next morning, I felt like I was the one that got chloroformed and tortured to death. Hahaha, isn't that ironic?

Good times, good times.

[johncastly]

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[anonymous]

I remember the time we kidnapped those three twins. You know the famous ones, and sewed them all back together via their armpits, with dental floss.

[rtell]

I remember that one day we got kung-fu married. Then, the next day, you told me it was someone else you married, like you completely forgot who I was. And the years to follow, you denied me sexual pleasure, making me very frustrated. Meanwhile, you were off with another man, who you said was the man who stood beside you during that kung-fu marriage. And though our marriage was never legally on paper, we arre still bound spiritually. Either way, I have to figure out a way to undo it all, before our world bursts into mutiny and chaos.