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[kazeninatari]

Dear Half.com seller,

Do not fucking cancel my order. I will slice you like the soda.

Regards,
Alli

Dear Amazon seller,

See above. Be warned.

Sincerely,
me

PS- Thanks for being cheaper.

Comments

[colewardell]

to whom it may concern,

it's a delight running into you here at livejournal. i am adding you as a friend, hope to see you around!

fondest regards,
abby w.

p.s. let's go for tea and pita bread soon. or chat over coffee and scones. or maybe just eat stand around and eat some butterscotch.