That's what the ad on my update site says. I find this offensive on several different levels.
In happier news! I signed up for
schmoop_bingo . I'm going to try to my hand at writing more, and this seemed like the perfect way. Short things, prompts provided, and the schedule not too strict. And I got an awesome card! See:
shower together
soulmates
fireworks
illness - minor
making out
finding the perfect gift
holiday
holding hands
unexpected date
gift giving
adventures
snowed in
WILD CARD
anniversary - one partner sick
secret admirer
candles
candlelight dinner
summer holiday/festival
baby's first holiday/celebration
greeting card
neck kisses
anniversary
picnic
holiday - different traditions
camping
I already have several ideas. Since J2 is pretty much my only fandom at the moment, this isn't going to be very varied, but whatever. Creativity ftw! None of them seem overly sappy (except maybe candles, and candlelight dinner - well, and soulmates) but still, conducive to appropriate levels of schmoop, so I'm pretty happy!
I also may possibly have a roommate and place at the hotel for VanCon! *excited* this might actually be happening!! I can't believe I finally decide to take part in this fandom, and before I know it I'm planning to be at a con just two months later. Oh well! I am nothing if not spontaneous. I just need to work on my following-through skills... *peeks at schoolwork and shudders*