THIS WAS SOOO MUCH FUN.
me and mary cait. had a VERY FUNNY conversation. it was all stuff out of our asses. it makes NO sense. but it was like THE funniest convo i have had in a looong time. enjoy.
ENIGMArycaitlyn: how are your goldfish and prunes/
ENIGMArycaitlyn: ?
lawnsberg: wtf?
ENIGMArycaitlyn: i don't know.
lawnsberg: ok.
lawnsberg: well my pots and crickets are all a jumble
ENIGMArycaitlyn: hahaha good job!!! i knew you'd be able to analyze that confusing kitchenware jargon sooner or later.
lawnsberg: well the cookies were getting soggy
lawnsberg: ya know?
ENIGMArycaitlyn: ugh, i know, how dreadful when that happens. you never know what to expect, though, when you feed the rhododendrons to those kinds of maggots, so what can you do? just hope for the best, hope for the best.
lawnsberg: exactly. and try not to hump the computer so hard after all the tea and bug spray
ENIGMArycaitlyn: oh crap, i almost totally forgot about the gigabytes and their adverse reaction to genatalia. wow, thank you SO much for reminding me, i don't know WHAT would have happened to the dried salmon if you hadn't reminded me.
lawnsberg: well ill tell ya what would have happened. the tubriculosis would have infected the termites. and then the dried salmon would have been put on the tube and down the way to the baseball diamond. and we ALL know what TAHT means
ENIGMArycaitlyn: yes we sure do!!! but of course it's inappropriate, even in an instant message, to talk about things like tinsel and holly getting mutilated.
lawnsberg: of course. because we all know that china will get rid of ALL the post its and coconts if we dicuss that monstrosity
ENIGMArycaitlyn: right, and what would be china without the two kinds of fairies that contribute to it's biggest industry: the toilet brush industry!!! the world would be a catastrophe and we wouldn't know how to seal the telephones.
lawnsberg: well we all konw that the waxed paper would save us from the rabid dolphins BUUUT. we must not forget that Raplh Lauren has all the chap stick in the world
ENIGMArycaitlyn: oh, that damn ralph lauren and all his ralphing has used up the entire book supply in the entire brazilian rainforest because of his ridiculous chapstick fetish. i wonder how those chimpanzees involved in it are doing, though? i'm quite worried about them.
lawnsberg: oh the chimps will be fine. as long as the have plenty of baby oil. if ya catch my drift
ENIGMArycaitlyn: oooooh you sneaky girl!!!! haha. i knew that baby oil was due for a come back as soon as i read about those bananas being peeled by underpriveled bhurmese workers for their rich capitalist russian overlords.
lawnsberg: well ya know. the russians need those banana peels because they keep going out on the tricycles yelling AHH MOTHERLAND. which is just stupid. because we all know that its a boy. as we can clearly tell form the Eiffel tower
lawnsberg: aah. you COULDNT TELL because you were hidng the snow peas in your brassiere
ENIGMArycaitlyn: oh, damn, how did you find out about the snow peas incident? that was supposed to be between me, fidel castro and jk rowling.
lawnsberg: oh i have my connections. plus jk cant resist animal crackers
lawnsberg: sadly. i must depart on my koala of departure. OVER AND OUT.
ENIGMArycaitlyn: OK
ENIGMArycaitlyn: I love you, you scheming high fructose corn syrup briber.
lawnsberg: YAAAAY FOR SHINY THINGS.
lawnsberg: lovelovelove
ENIGMArycaitlyn: how are your goldfish and prunes/
ENIGMArycaitlyn: ?
lawnsberg: wtf?
ENIGMArycaitlyn: i don't know.
lawnsberg: ok.
lawnsberg: well my pots and crickets are all a jumble
ENIGMArycaitlyn: hahaha good job!!! i knew you'd be able to analyze that confusing kitchenware jargon sooner or later.
lawnsberg: well the cookies were getting soggy
lawnsberg: ya know?
ENIGMArycaitlyn: ugh, i know, how dreadful when that happens. you never know what to expect, though, when you feed the rhododendrons to those kinds of maggots, so what can you do? just hope for the best, hope for the best.
lawnsberg: exactly. and try not to hump the computer so hard after all the tea and bug spray
ENIGMArycaitlyn: oh crap, i almost totally forgot about the gigabytes and their adverse reaction to genatalia. wow, thank you SO much for reminding me, i don't know WHAT would have happened to the dried salmon if you hadn't reminded me.
lawnsberg: well ill tell ya what would have happened. the tubriculosis would have infected the termites. and then the dried salmon would have been put on the tube and down the way to the baseball diamond. and we ALL know what TAHT means
ENIGMArycaitlyn: yes we sure do!!! but of course it's inappropriate, even in an instant message, to talk about things like tinsel and holly getting mutilated.
lawnsberg: of course. because we all know that china will get rid of ALL the post its and coconts if we dicuss that monstrosity
ENIGMArycaitlyn: right, and what would be china without the two kinds of fairies that contribute to it's biggest industry: the toilet brush industry!!! the world would be a catastrophe and we wouldn't know how to seal the telephones.
lawnsberg: well we all konw that the waxed paper would save us from the rabid dolphins BUUUT. we must not forget that Raplh Lauren has all the chap stick in the world
ENIGMArycaitlyn: oh, that damn ralph lauren and all his ralphing has used up the entire book supply in the entire brazilian rainforest because of his ridiculous chapstick fetish. i wonder how those chimpanzees involved in it are doing, though? i'm quite worried about them.
lawnsberg: oh the chimps will be fine. as long as the have plenty of baby oil. if ya catch my drift
ENIGMArycaitlyn: oooooh you sneaky girl!!!! haha. i knew that baby oil was due for a come back as soon as i read about those bananas being peeled by underpriveled bhurmese workers for their rich capitalist russian overlords.
lawnsberg: well ya know. the russians need those banana peels because they keep going out on the tricycles yelling AHH MOTHERLAND. which is just stupid. because we all know that its a boy. as we can clearly tell form the Eiffel tower
lawnsberg: aah. you COULDNT TELL because you were hidng the snow peas in your brassiere
ENIGMArycaitlyn: oh, damn, how did you find out about the snow peas incident? that was supposed to be between me, fidel castro and jk rowling.
lawnsberg: oh i have my connections. plus jk cant resist animal crackers
lawnsberg: sadly. i must depart on my koala of departure. OVER AND OUT.
ENIGMArycaitlyn: OK
ENIGMArycaitlyn: I love you, you scheming high fructose corn syrup briber.
lawnsberg: YAAAAY FOR SHINY THINGS.
lawnsberg: lovelovelove