Just call me Weirdo McAwkwardcakes.

[kazoo_kazoo]

I don't have many sex dreams. Well, correction: I don't have many normal sex dreams. Gnerally, I'm dream about messing around with a person, and then they become a zombie and try to kill me; or, it's a dream with someone I'm digging and we're not really...doing anything, or, it's something far too perverse

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[scapigliato]

Whatever suits your fancy Mr. Weirdo McAwkwardcakes. Honestly though, why feel awkward? Especially if you don't really know the person; it's not like you have to see this person every day. Enjoy it, don't feel guilty. If you think it has potential, then pursue it. Let that dream become an inspiration. Who knows? It may also become a reality.

awkward is my comfort zone, haha

[kazoo_kazoo]

Well, it was just weird. It's like when you learn something horrible about somebody you don't really talk about; like, if your friend said that her neighbours let their kids go to the bathroom in the kitchen sink. I mean, what else can you do but hover on awkward.

Re: awkward is my comfort zone, haha

[moodyquesadilla]

My dad's cousin does that (the using the bathroom in the sink thing with her kids) and, if they're out, she decides when she "feels" her kids must go, and pulls over to the side of the road, holds the baby out the car window and lets him go.

She's nuts.

Re: awkward is my comfort zone, haha

[kazoo_kazoo]

...oh shit. I just made that up as The Best Worst Rumour to Spread About A Neighbour.

[moodyquesadilla]

I haaaate when I dream about sexing someone I know. It happens often and with random people and then when I see them I feel like we have had sex and I disintegrate into a flustered ball of nerves while they wonder why I've lost all intelligence.

It's sad.