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kazoo_mistress

Mentally Exhausted

Nov 29, 2004 12:16

(This is a long one. I apologize. I guess i just needed to get a lot out ( Read more... )

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homme_bourdon November 29 2004, 21:44:16 UTC

Hey, buck up there killer, you'll find somebody, I mean your a rad and foxy broad, it's bound to happen. Granted the things you listed may be a bit difficult to come by, but you have standards which is certainly a good thing. I mena you have these standards for a reason and to settle for someone who didn't fulfill them would be like lying to yourself, which you apparently aren't a fan of. I am probably officially the WORST person to give anybody relationship advise but hey I never can keep my two cents (sense? aren't puns great?) completely. Smile, it's good for you!

-J

happy denise! hot_ping November 30 2004, 13:42:59 UTC

don't get yourself too down. everybody loves denise! besides, i fit almost all of your criteria. *wink wink* sorry i can't give you babies. :p

Re: happy denise! kazoo_mistress November 30 2004, 15:22:19 UTC

you do fit all those criteria, except for the babies. thanks for rocking.

A plan. homme_bourdon November 30 2004, 16:47:00 UTC

I could give you babies, I'll go rob an orphanage, how many do you want? It's a shame that I am the most generally perfect guy in the world and I live down here round EAST SAINT! Man. I mean have you seen the totally sweet ass on me? I hope you're feeling a little better about things, just remember, the owner of a lonely heart is much netter than the owner of a broken heart, see, Yes will guide you through all of your problems.

-J

Re: happy denise! hot_ping November 30 2004, 20:54:11 UTC

hehe :)

I will find a way! es_ist_kein1ros November 30 2004, 23:54:16 UTC

My friend Tim is a genetic engineer. I will find a way to give you babies! I love you Denise. I love to cuddle! Shnuggling is the greatest thing in the whole world!!!

live_free_ordie December 1 2004, 06:08:17 UTC

Isn't #8 and #15 a contradiction? Oh well, love is from time to time.

Don't forget 26 or is it 27? people can't be wrong. I'm sure you'll find a good 28 and stick to it. In fact, I'm willing to bet you don't make it to 30 before you find the last one.

johnoffunk December 2 2004, 01:08:56 UTC

Chris makes a good point. #8 and #15 are indeed a contradiction. Anyways, I'm probably the only ass who posted on this rant on both Myspace and Livejournal. Im a schmuck.

contradiction? pamelaneko December 2 2004, 20:19:32 UTC

No way! You have to be a low maintenance guy to handle the high maintenance chica. It's a little unfair, maybe. But, you know, you strike a balance.

Re: contradiction? kazoo_mistress December 2 2004, 20:40:00 UTC

pam, you totally get it.
rock on.

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