i didn't die of alcohol poisoning...hooray!

[kazooo]

possibly my favorite thing...
voicemail i left beth at 3:30:
beth, i did something stupid. oh. shit. it's christmas. merry christmas, beth!

text i woke up to:
what did you say to jack?

i'd have a way easier time being a gigantic fuckup if she didn't know me so well.

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[thexuglyxorgan]

i have more ridiculous stories now than i did in high school. and i THOUGHT i drank a lot etc etc in high school. i was wrong haha