Help me write a 30 second song

[kazootime]

So 2 of these ago I said I was going to write a song called "Happy Terms for DUI". Since trying, I found out limiting it to DUI was hard and since I'm charged with both I changed the name of the song to "Happier Terms for DUI/DWI". Here's what we (Brian Lee, Matt Loff, Me, Pat, and a Drunken Larry) came up with so far

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im so sick but I really wanna try your song thing. SONG thing.... not DONG thing.

[catholicismwow]

Dude unit imager
Democrat wino inspector
Darling withered icky
Dumpling wow insland
Dopler wookie ill
Draculas uranus intense
Domination unto
Department wack injector
Damn wops intruding
Dont undo ike
Drunk whilst inside (her)
Demon upchuck infered

I'm so sick right now... my throat is about to fall off.

Re: im so sick but I really wanna try your song thing. SONG thing.... not DONG thing.

[kazootime]

SUPERFLAPJACKAWESOME!

I especially like "Dunk Whilst Inside" because if the cops explained that the DUI they were charging me with stood for that I would have said "Guilty as charged!....many 'a time". I heard that kind of DUI puts points on your marriage lisence!.....too soon?

Re: im so sick but I really wanna try your song thing. SONG thing.... not DONG thing.

[catholicismwow]

right on time babaganoush right on time. you hit the nail right on the pants. I'm super stoned.