I did this thing last year and thought it was funny so I figured I'd do it again because ( Read more... )

So since I've pretty much abandoned every other conviction and belief I have, i might as well document this while I still can ( Read more... )

Here's a weekly recap told through the things I've lost in the past week ( Read more... )

I just saw Primus tonight with my 10 year old nephew ( Read more... )

Life Goal #109872:
Hookup with a married girl.

ACCOMPLISHED!

Here's MAYbe the first TRUE drunken entry here ( Read more... )

FYI for the smell in your eye ( Read more... )

So while my corporate-whore job prospects seem to be bleak, my outside, fulfilling, artistic prospects seem to be looking up. But that's how things always go, don't they? Peaks and ditches ( Read more... )

So I got back from Germany last night and I had to wait an extra 20 minutes at Customs so that they could confiscate the Absinth in my giftbag from Prague. From there I'm taken to my sister's in Bethesda so I can house/dogsit for the next week. Jetlagged and all I fall asleep next to the dog in my nephew's bottom bunk (how ADORABLE, i know ( Read more... )

So here's a ponderpot of sorts (metro story ( Read more... )