D-I-Y Unemployment!
The Karl Smith Guide to Employment
Step 1: Spend hundreds of dollars to travel to career fair in Washington, D.C.
Step 2: Devote hours to applications to, and preparing for interviews with, numerous employers.
Step 3: Receive offer from favorite firm doing precisely what you love.
Step 4: Decline offer without having received another offer.
Step 1: Spend hundreds of dollars to travel to career fair in Washington, D.C.
Step 2: Devote hours to applications to, and preparing for interviews with, numerous employers.
Step 3: Receive offer from favorite firm doing precisely what you love.
Step 4: Decline offer without having received another offer.