Elephants!!!!

[kbogie]

Speaking of elephants...did you guys hear about Nichole Richie wanting to have elephant rides at her wedding?!! I mean give me a fucking break...when does the world tell these people they're insane...(don't anyone dare write back about how awesome it would be to have elephant rides at your wedding, graduation, bar mitzvah, etc.)

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I can't help myself...

[la_dv_ent]

I'm gonna have elephant rides. Horses. Shit, I my wedding, I don't want to spoil anything, but I'm thinking about the sweet sounds of a Llama. Whatev...

[ex_rosealia]

how awesome would it be to have elephant rides at my wedding, graduation, baT mitzvah, etc??

[charleskane281]

i'd rather have retard rides. just hop on their backs and tug on their ears to give them direction. at the end of the night, once the bride and groom have gone off into the sunset, the wedding party can chase the retards back into the forest by shooting at them with bottle rockets.

[yougotwaxed]

The above statement and God's ensuing wrath have been determined as the reason behind today's earthquake in Los Angeles.