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[kbogie]

Where would my life be without 'Raid'? I am grateful for the small things that when it matters are not so small...Why can't all the roaches just die? Sorry, lousy post.

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[charleskane281]

drinking, smoking, Brazilian cinema, Cher, roach spray....did your boyfriend leave you home alone again?

[binxbolling]

Yes he did, but I'm home now and feverishly monitoring all contact she had with the outside world while I was away. I don't like all this Bankston camaraderie she had while I was gone at all. At all!!! Why do I date dirty whores?? They must be punished!

[nattydredz]

i want a 17-page essay with an explicit account of all of your intimate moments with Katie over the past year and a half.

i want specifics.
i want graphics, pictures, posters if you have them- but they will not count as part of the seventeen pages.
i also want the names and locations of any places outside your "domicile" in which you have "done it"

C'mon, Madison/Katie... Nathan is a lonely, lonely man.

I just want to feel like I'm part of something special.

[charleskane281]

Hey Ricky! Yeah....yeah...uh...if he can't take care of bizness at home, then she best find some other REAL man that can! whoooooo! ooohhhhhhhhhhhh! damn! yeah! yeah! you better get of the jenny jones and get on the jenny craig! aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[kissmeyoutwinki]

i feel you on the raid issue.
somethings are worth way more than the sticker price.

the other night i thought i heard a roach, so i screamed really loudly in the hopes that my (guy) roommate would think i was being raped and come to my rescue. he didn't wake up. not very confidence-inspiring in the event that i every really do incounter a rapist. however, i've been thinking that spraying a rapist with raid, maybe in the eyes, would probably buy you some time. so raid is good for that, too.

[yougotwaxed]

I, too, love Raid. But I'm really disturbed by their commercials that personify roaches as these cute little cartoon characters with lives, families and personalities only to end in their terrified demise. Can't they give me some reason to feel like they deserve it?

[kbogie]

Yeah, fuck the guys that came up with that idea....I tried to do some research on what affect roaches have on our environment, etc. but everytime I looked something up a picture had to be associated with it and I couldn't handle it but I'm sure if I had continued my search I would have eventually come upon a page that said, "THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY TOTALLY FUCKING USELESS! They don't have brains, they don't have hearts and they don't stay close to their families so spray away, you're not taking away anyone's brother/sister, mom/dad." And did you know that mama's have like 2,000 babies a year?!!! What the fuck is that? Talk about overpopulation. They should study China.

Found on a Website Roach Q&A

[inmyprime]

Fear of domestic cockroach pests is perhaps warranted because they have been associated with the development of childhood asthma and thus it is better not to have them in your home environment.
Cockroaches as a group are part of the worldwide food web. They are omnivore scavengers which clean up our environment and help recycle the organic litter that would accumulate if it were not decomposed by organisms which include cockroaches. Furthermore they serve as food for small mammals, birds, amphibians and lizards. There are over 3000 species of cockroaches and only 10 species are on the World Health Organization list of human pests. The other 3000 species are welcome members of the biodiversity on this planet.

[applestar]

At least you have the option of choosing what to do with your roaches. Our land lords kicked us out and made my brother empty out our closets to completely spray the place. We couldn't come home for four hours.

Ahh...the small prices we pay for the lives we live...