(ACCIDENTAL) VIDEO 001

[kch_kch]

[Some big green eyes appear on screen. They don't seem to know they are being filmed.]

Hmm. What are you?

Comments

-text- Glub glub, huge fish

[seahorsecaesar]

more proof all humans are stupid

im youre god dumbass

[video forever] /rides that mofo

[kch_kch]

[SHIT SHIT, RETRIBUTION COMETH.

...Unless this is just a person who is lying like he and Tulio did. Hm.]

R-- really? [Ahem.] I thought I was rather intelligent, actually. Managed to save an entire city basically on my own. Not many people can say that, now can they?

Re: [video forever] /rides that mofo

[seahorsecaesar]

oh you think that makes you special

i saved a wwhole fuckin planet

yeah

a planet

[kch_kch]

Yes, well. I really was a--

[OH WHO'S THAT? That's right, it's the little voice. It's saying he should probably keep the whole native-god thing to himself, for now.]

Hm. You know what? I don't think I shall dignify that with a response.

-oops forgot text forever-

[seahorsecaesar]

you wwont wwhat you insolent little sack of pink meat clearly your poor little think pan cant begin to comprehend somethin as awwesome as i am

sokay <3

[kch_kch]

[....]

If you're trying to communicate, you really could be clearer. Just saying.

Re: sokay <3

[seahorsecaesar]

wwhat cant you understand wwhat im sayin im speakin plain human

[kch_kch]

[lolol but he's not all that great at reading as it is. :( Living outside the law = limited education.

NOT THAT HE'S GOING TO ADMIT THAT.]

Hmm. I think I caught a couple of those words.

[seahorsecaesar]

you knoww wwhat nevver mind im don speakin stupid

[kch_kch]

[:D He's taking this as a victory.]