It's like, a magic box-y thing that lets you talk to the people here. Everyone says it's some kind of future-technology or whatevs, but I'm not really sure... but like, nothing happened when I tried to exorcise it, so it's probs not evil or anything.
Ohmigod, I totally couldn't be a priest! I'm a little too married for that, and it might kinda be a conflict of interests, anyway.
[As a nation, how absolute was his loyalty to the Vatican allowed to be? He's never really thought about it. He thinks about difficult things as little as possible :D]
But there weren't any priests here when I got here, so I figured, like, enough holy water and praying should totally do the trick, you know?
Let's just like, skip through the boring parts of this conversation, okay? 'Cause I'm super over it.
Here. I'll be you.
"Blah, blah, you like, know people can't be nations, right? Not possible blah!"
Yeah, 'cause us being in a weird place where space and time have no meaning? Totally makes more sense.
And then you're all, "Blah, blah, what would that even entail", and I'm like, "Okay, so basically we're like, the personified soul of a people, blah blah affected by stuff like the land and the economy but mostly our people's feelings, or maybe it's the other way around and we're not really sure blah!"
And then you still don't believe me and treat me like I'm crazy until you realize everything here's crazy. The end.
[Hey, that was more painless than usual! Poland smiles.]
Yeah, that's totally it! [What was "Señor" from, again? Hell, Romance languages sound the same.] If you like, said your name before, I totes didn't catch it. You're what, Italian? A Spaniard?
[He wonders what nation-like things he might have met that weren't friendly :|a Those ones always seemed okay to him.]
Spaniard, yes. My name is Miguel. Ah, should I...call you something more respectful? I'm afraid lately I've been the one getting revered so I'm not sure what I should address you as.
I mean, like, if you want you could call me Lord Poland, but it'd be kinda weird when nobody else around here does it, so I've kinda given up on it for now~
You too! Like, what part of Spain are you from? I hear his place is like, really warm and sunny with mild winters and all--ugh, I'm super jealous, it gets wicked cold at my place in the winter!
I'm a bit of a...traveler, I'm afraid. Not from any one part. But it's true, it's a beautiful country. [Even if parts of it hate him and would just love to put him in jail...]
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Who are you, then? A priest?
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[As a nation, how absolute was his loyalty to the Vatican allowed to be? He's never really thought about it. He thinks about difficult things as little as possible :D]
But there weren't any priests here when I got here, so I figured, like, enough holy water and praying should totally do the trick, you know?
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So if I don't call you Padre, what do I call you?
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Well, I've never been, but I'm sure I've heard good things.
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You're serious, then.
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Here. I'll be you.
"Blah, blah, you like, know people can't be nations, right? Not possible blah!"
Yeah, 'cause us being in a weird place where space and time have no meaning? Totally makes more sense.
And then you're all, "Blah, blah, what would that even entail", and I'm like, "Okay, so basically we're like, the personified soul of a people, blah blah affected by stuff like the land and the economy but mostly our people's feelings, or maybe it's the other way around and we're not really sure blah!"
And then you still don't believe me and treat me like I'm crazy until you realize everything here's crazy. The end.
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...Amazing! I've never, ah, met anything like that before! Got close, I suppose, but not like this. You seem...more friendly, anyway.
Nice to meet you, Señor Poland.
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Yeah, that's totally it! [What was "Señor" from, again? Hell, Romance languages sound the same.] If you like, said your name before, I totes didn't catch it. You're what, Italian? A Spaniard?
[He wonders what nation-like things he might have met that weren't friendly :|a Those ones always seemed okay to him.]
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Pfft, whatever, just Poland's fine! Like, that's what everyone here calls me.
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It's very nice to meet you.
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You too! Like, what part of Spain are you from? I hear his place is like, really warm and sunny with mild winters and all--ugh, I'm super jealous, it gets wicked cold at my place in the winter!
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