BACK FROM MY AVENGERS DUTY
SO I'VE FINALLY WATCHED THE AVENGERS (I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU COULD NEVER GUESS FROM THE TITLE OF THIS POST BUT THIS IS WHAT THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT)
SO MY BASIC REACTION FOR THIS MOVIE WAS
AND LIKE
OK OK LET'S TRY TO BE COHERENT HERE. CAHEM.
So I went to see it with my mom and my bro. We had to go from one mall to another because there were already two sold out sessions for The Avengers on the first one! And the liiiiiiiiiiines, man, they were crazy! Like, in the second mall, they had to organize and separate the line so people would still be able to circulate in the corridors. INSANE. We ended up seeing it in 3D subbed version, which made me a little sad - even if it was pure sex listening to Hiddles voice (DAT VOICE), I wanted to see the dubbed version, know if they kept up with the awesome. We made a happy stop at KFC so we didn't end up buying the huge Thor cup that mom wanted. But heeey, MAYBE NEXT TIME. CUZ IMMA WATCH DIS SHIET LIEK 200 TIMEZ OR MOAR
SO WE WENT TO KFC, ATE ALL THE CHICKEN AND WENT THROUGH THE CRAZY HOARDS THE CINEMA GUYS CALLED LINES AND WE WERE FINALLY INSIDE THAT BIG ROOM FIGHTING FOR A GOOD PLACE AND PUTTING ON YOUR GLASSES TO WAIT FOR THE MOST AWESOME THING TO EVER REACH A CINEMA SCREEN
(There was a couple sitting next to me and they kept discussing about the movies prior to The Avengers and the guy was hilarious. I swear guys, he was my spirit animal or something. When he talked about how the F4 movies had disappointed him I nearly barged into their conversation to say "GOD IKR?!")
GUYS
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WHAT. IS. THIS. MAGNIFICENCE.
I mean, at the beginning? Loki getting evil alliances to achieve power to come to Earth and shake things up a little bit? YES. Loki was completely out of control on this movie! So evil and trampling with other people's feelings! That piece with Natasha? Marvelous. He was so vicious, only to get his pretty perfect round not-so-asgardian ass handed back to him. YES THAT IS LOKI AND YOU KNOW IT. I've heard people criticizing him in some comments, saying that he wasn't "villanious" enough, that he didn't exactly have a purpose to come to Earth, but I don't think that. To me he was very close to the comics actually, always losing his foot in the middle of him stirring some chaos only for Thor to go all "Now look what you've done! Again!" on him. In my brother's words, he was a "bicho ruim da porra" which could be roughly translated as "fucking evil beast". HE KILLED COULSON AFTER ALL, THAT LITTLE SHIET IS BAD TO THE BONE.
(And let me tell you guys how I felt this stupid urge to blush and giggle like a little girl when Hiddles says "São Paulo" SCREAAAAAAAM)
Also, Mr. Hiddleston's acting is formidable, dear Lord.
ANYWAY, TO THE SUPERHEROES!
Clint just couldn't avoid being touched by Loki's spear. No one can judge him, ok. He is not like Tony, who is so Tony he gives deities performance issues.
Natasha. Oh, Natasha. Can I just say how I loved the way she made Loki spill his guts while not even breaking a sweat? He thinks he can manipulate her through her emotions but then she manipulates him because she knew he expected her to be affected by emotions like every other member but she's a professional, she was raised and trained and went through so much and LORD NAT STOP BEING SO FLAWLESS BUT DON'T REALLY NO.
I loved the Tony/Pepper moments (ASDFGHJKL 12% IS NOW A ROMANTIC PERCENTAGE OK). I was all "GAWD PEPPER PICK UP YOUR PHOOOOOOOOONE" at the end. And the Tony/Steve moments were awesome too! But really Steve, "Put on the suit" why not "Get in my suit" jeezuz... Oh, and Robert Downey Jr. is perfect ok. And he really is Tony Stark because he makes all that snarking and rich boy attitude seems so natural... They were waiting for RDJ to be born so they could make an Iron Man movie, that's what I think.
STEVE. STEEEEEEEEEEVE. I WANTED TO SQUISH HIM TO BITS BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A BABY AND HE UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE GUYS, HE DID. Coulson (first name "Agent") fanboying over him was the best part.
I have to say, Mark Ruffallo is the BEST Hulk. To tell to you guys how great he was, even my mother liked him. And she HATES the Hulk, no matter who plays it. Yet she praised his acting and the way the productors decided to use the motion capture technique to do the Hulk this time. DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW AWESOME HE IS, EVEN MY MOTHER SUPPORTED THE HULK GUYS. Plus, the whole cinema clapped loudly when Hulk smashed Loki on the floor like he was a sack of rotten potatoes. HEY MAN, HE KILLED COULSON SO HE DESERVED.
AND I HOPE I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE HOPING FOR THOR TO PULL LOKI TO HIM AND KISS HIM ALREADY RATHER THAN JUST STANDING THERE HOLDING HIS NECK IN THAT SUPER HETEROSEXUAL MANNER IN THAT MOUNTAIN SCENE. AND THE SCENE AT THE TOP OF THE STARK TOWER. OH THOR YOU BIG GOLDEN PUPPY, YOU WILL NEVER LEARN, WILL YOU? But man, I kinda hoped for Loki to drop everything and help them so they could go back to ASSgard and have some ASSecks after Thor told him to fight with them. FUCK LOKI STOP BEING A LITTLE SHIT AND MARRY HIM ALREADY UGH I HATE YOU BUT NO I DON'T UGH STOP MESSING WITH MY FEELS. I kinda didn't like it that he had to go back to Asgard chained AND gagged. But, hm, he was really bad, right, so. Yeah.
(AND THAT 'SEKRIT' SCENE? HOOOOLY DAMN, THANOS! Guys you don't know how many theories I've came up with for the next movies. GUYS.)
AHEM. Anyway.
tl;dr: I SAW THE AVENGERS and it was awesome. The ending left me with cramps though. And mother demanded Thor 2 to happen right then and there. Brother is convinced that Loki is a little shit and not a crybaby (it's a victory). We were all laughing and discussing the best parts. It was one hell of a Quality Family Time.
/STILL FANGIRLING INTERNALLY