Valentinr

[kchanzeal]

So I open my valentinr thing (I only got three, I'm so unloved, waaaah) and see an anonymous message. This is what it was.

"Such a beautiful, mysterious, and mesmerizing woman that kchanzeal is. She makes the sun cry warm, lonely, tears. They splatter again an unsuspecting windowsill and slide down dejectedly. The moon is also jealous. <3 So,

Comments

[multicoloredwiz]

haha, if only i was as poetic as that person. the easiest clue is i don't capitalize UNLESS I AM YELLING LOUDLY TO MAKE PEOPLE READ IT AS SCREAMING AND FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE FIND IT REALLY IRRITATING. HEY STELLAAAAAAAA

[kchanzeal]

CAPS LOCKS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Oh snap, that wasn't you, then? Well, who the hell was it then? I am out of clues!

[multicoloredwiz]

well, it was obviously a sarcastic valentine, as no one loves you.

[quinctia]

I got a valentine from GOD.

[kchanzeal]

Quinkie, Jesus loves you THIIIIIIIIIS much!

[quinctia]

If Jesus really loved me, he would've bought me CANDY!