Comments | kdawgmoneygunz: My Second Big Mistake of the Semester

kdawgmoneygunz

My Second Big Mistake of the Semester

Oct 03, 2005 01:20

Ok, so mistake #2: Agreeing to act in Bye Bye Birdie. I was so excited when I got cast; I don't have to do tech any more. Lo and behold, I am still doing tech, but the plus side is I get to be on stage playing an actual character. However, Bye Bye Birdie, is of course a musical. And, b/c it's homecoming show, there is dancing. And those of you who ( Read more... )

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eyedopen October 3 2005, 14:23:34 UTC

"everyone erupts in cartwheels, flips, lifts, toe touches, dance steps and a whole bunch of fancy shit."

You just put implied that "toe touches" is meant to reside in the company of a listing of "fancy shit."

"toe touches."

think about that.

you are a fucking mess.

kdawgmoneygunz October 3 2005, 15:29:18 UTC

Alright smartass, let's see you do a fucking toe touch.

skelabone October 3 2005, 16:33:49 UTC

i can touch my wrists to my toes, kevin. and i dont do shit. try yoga?

shiningxeyes October 3 2005, 18:35:20 UTC

don't worry- i can't touch my toes either :o)

sbike October 3 2005, 19:42:57 UTC

i can't touch my toes either. and i smoke. We should make a facebook group "Non toe touching smokers unite!"

kdawgmoneygunz October 3 2005, 20:04:48 UTC

Ok. Perhaps I was unclear on what a toe touch is. It is different from simply bending over and touching your toes. I can do that. A toe touch is where you jump and bring your toes to your fingers as your arms are extended in a V shape in front of your body. That I cannot do.

eyedopen October 4 2005, 02:41:45 UTC

"toe touches" does not imply any kind of jumping whatsoever, so there is no perhaps about your level of unclarity. anything with jumping is indeed fancy shit which I would not expect of you.
you are still, however, a fucking mess.

sbike October 4 2005, 20:04:22 UTC

I used to have to do toe touches when I was a Pom. That's how I sprained my ankle. Fucking Poms.
-Aubs

Da7e Says: anonymous October 3 2005, 20:16:42 UTC

I was in a similar situation once.
The choreographer was like, "Who has some cool filler they can do? I was hoping each of you could take a little solo bit during the breakdown." So everyone lines up, and the music starts, and I'm doing my best to stick the choreography. The person next to me steps forwards and does one of those breakdancing-spinning-on-you-head types of things. Then, I stepped forward and whip out my cock and balls. I stretched my uncircumsized member up to make it appear like it was a body and stretched my testicles down so they appeared to be feet. Then, through some trick puppetry, I made my junk do a Fred Astaire bit.
That made all the other dancers forget their choreography, and even though I was cut from the production and later brought up on charges, I'm considered the best Penis Dancer in NYU history to this date.