i had such high hopes for our evening. things did begin well. i had to work. did a little bit of crap. then went to get steve. we went to a stupid party. lame, but we made a friend. her name is tara. coolest chick i've met in a while. the three of us became best buds in moments. seeing as the party was completely lame and "g-thugged" out ( Read more... )

yesterday was my big day. my first day at the hospital. whoa. orientation. lots of paper work. i got my badge. i look like my mother in the picture. i'm not shitting you. i was looking at it trying to think of who it reminded me off. and then it dawned on me when i noticed the fake smile. it's the same fake smile my mother gives in all of ( Read more... )

do not condemn our love. it is true and good and pure. i do not care if he is a fag with purple hair that was actually pink but is now blue. he does not care that i like... pussy. true love cannot be explained.. it merely is. joe has his work cut out for him. that's all i'm saying. i'm not going down without a fight. bitch will be a-steppin ( Read more... )

i picked out new glasses. they're very pimp. but not really. they actually make me look like the biggest dweeb in the world. i'm not kidding. my mom made fun of me. if her ass is making fun of me.. they're bad. she picked out cool kid glasses. but i picked mine because they made me look like fucking velma from scooby doo. you can't pass ( Read more... )

can people please keep their fighting out of my journal. i'm trying to keep things civil. i don't understand why people have to say trash in a live journal setting. if you have something to say to me.. say it. if you have something to say to each other.. keep it out of my journal. i think there's enough hurt feelings around. no need to make ( Read more... )

megan has joined our club. fred, betty, and wilma.. we are now accepting applications for barney. if you're interested please give your resume to any three of us. we will review it and get back with you asap. just as a warning we are not even going to consider you if you are 1. stupid, 2. a douche and/or bag, 3. a lying son of a bitch ( Read more... )

ok, well it really was a great week. but the weekend was the fucking topper. i don't feel like going into every damn detail. but i went up to ypsi to visit katie. met up with dana and pyro katie. pyro katie was cool. i like her. dana is still dana. i like her, too. saw jon. holy shit.. i love him. he's so gay and charming. what's up ( Read more... )

i had to play with balls. testicles. good god.. it was horrible. i don't know how i'm going to do this professionally. i wanted to puke. they weren't even real. and i wanted to puke. i'm going to have to get over this real quick like. i had to play with old lady boobs too. which, not as bad as the balls.. but still.. not so cool. those ( Read more... )

so, yeah. logo, preeettty freakin' awesome. megan watches it with me. good times. we watched two gay movies thursday night back to back. hot. "i hate how lesbians think all girls are gay. sorry, we're not." quote of the century by miss mega. i laughed. perhaps i'm not following the rights rules.. cuz i think every girl is str8. "dude, ( Read more... )

i have been a royal bitch lately. i can't even help myself. just bitch, bitch, bitch. i've been doing my very best to suppress this urge to ream out everyone i meet, but it's because harder and harder. i'm stressed out and i'm going to start my period soon.. and i'm just a biotch. but at least i can tell. and admitting you have a problem is ( Read more... )