Maybe the shark just wanted some hair gel or fake 'n bake tanning spray

[kdbug]

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/ryan-seacrest-i-was-bit-by-a-shark/11306?nc

Comments

[speciestart]

That poor shark! I guess it is their job as apex predator to weed out the weak, but still. Poor shark.

[halieknife]

Hahaha. What a whiner. You'd think he'd be all "thank god it wasn't so much worse".