(no subject)
kid: you're becoming a tomboy.
me: what?
kid: you are. boy hair. boy clothes.
me: *smiles*
kid: i have those same shorts at home. you're wearing boy shorts. you're a tomboy.
*****
girl: ready, boy?
boy: ready, girl? [a question, not a response]
girl: on your mark!
boy: get set!
girl: GO!!!
boy: wait... what are we doing?
girl: i'm winning!!!
*****
me: good afternoon.
somebody's grandmother: oh! hello! how are you doing?
me: fine, thanks. how are you?
somebody's grandmother: i'm alright. i'm wondering who is this boy coming towards me?
me: oh. yeah. it's different.
somebody's grandmother: yes. so you cut off all the hair?
me: yeah... yeah. well, take care.
somebody's grandmother: goodbye, dear.
*****
him: so... are you like some kind of lesbian now?