Bleach djs : 現世に行こう！(Let's go to the real world!) by UZI-IE code (氏家code) (Chi) + translation
LUV UZI-IE Code for their humor and fun, and the heart-warming approach this circle always adopted.
This is such a nice attempt of the arrancar at the post-FKT period that I wish, I hope, Kubo or the production team could have given the arrancar pack a better closure...
Title : 現世に行こう！(Let's go to the Gense [real world]!)
Circle : 氏家code (UZI-IE code)
Artist: 小林ユーゴ (Kobayashi Yugo)
Date : 2010.12
Genre : Gag (arrancar main comedy)
Rating : Gen
Scans : Chi-subbed version found at an asian site can DL at MF
Beta : zealot1138
Check out my post listing UZI-IE code's work.
Once again, my undying LUV for zealot1138 who did the beta for me in midst of her busy life.
This translation is done basing on the Chi-sub version. Check the translation against the page reference.
Enjoy~
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page 2
Title : Let's go the the real world
Aizen: Everyone, Soul Society has sentenced me to 20,000 years imprisonment in hell. For a poor guy like me...could you help me out with my last wish?
Gin: How dare you say that!
Aizen: Before being locked up in solitude...I want a hot date ♥
Starrk & Grimm & Szayel : WHAT!!!
page 3
[silence]
Grimm : ...hey, where's the man-in-question Aizen!!
Szayel : He was taken away by Soul Society just now, and couldn't stop crying. Poor guy.
[Soi Fon : Take him!
Aizen : No, no! I don't want to leave without going on a hot date first!]
Grimm & Nnoi : What the ***!!?
page 4
Grimm : Isn't he the one who has asked for a date? What's with that stupid old man!!
Menoly : Let's go, Loly.
Loly : Why? It's fun.
Grimm : Wait, wait! Where are you going?
Nnoi : There's no point in continuing this stupid event. I'm going back.
Starrk : Me too. Back for some more sleep.
Ulq : Hi, I'm Ulquiorra Cifer, the fourth espada. Nice to meet you.
Loly : Nice to meet you, too!
[Nnoi & Grimm : Can't believe he's still up for the date!!!]
Ulq : Let's play the "king" game prepared by Aizen-sama.
Grimm : What the heck are you doin'!!! C'mon, let's go!! By the way, you shouldn't play such a game at the beginning of a date!
[Szayel: What makes him this enthusiastic...]
page 5
Nnoi : Che! What a waste of time!
Szayel : That's right.
Tesla: Hey guys!! Luckily for me I arrived just in time!! Sorry I'm late. It took me a while to change...
Nnoi: The date is over and we're heading back.
Tesla : Eeh!?
Starrk : ByeBye! ...urgh!!!
page 6
Starrk : What the heck!!?
Szayel : What kind of sick joke is this...! That hurts!!
Starrk : Cordoned...off...?
Ulq : Seems that we can't go back in. Looks like it's done by the shinigami...
Grimm : Shit...!!?
page 7
Tesra : [sobs] ...even our palace is...
Nnoi : Stop crying! That'd only make us feel worse!!
Grimm : Che! Damn shinigami...pulling such dirty tricks.
Starrk : What'd we do...there's nowhere to go.
Ulq : I can think of only one way.
page 8
Teacher : Come! Introduce yourselves!
All : We're transfer students~!!
Ichigo : NO! NO! NO! NO WAY!! NOT A CHANCE!!!
Ulq : Don't mind such minor details.
Student#1 : Oh, wow! He's really tall! And he's got such a cool hair-color!
Student#2 : Are they foreigners?
[Ishida : It's deja vu...like what happened before with Abarai-kun and the others.]
So began their school life in the real world.
page 9
Title : The mysterious transfer student
Female student#1 : Go ahead and talk to him. He's mysterious and I know he's your type!
Female student#2 : um...but...
Ulq : ...the eyes are getting dry.
Female students : Oh my God, HELP!! He's a freak!
page 10
Title : The genius transfer student and ...
Student#1 : That transfer student, he got 100% in all subjects!!
Student#2 : Superb! Real genius!
Student#3 : He's not just a four-eyed pervert!
Student#4 : Got 100% in all subjects - that's never happened before!!
Szayel : Of course. That's way too easy. I could do that even in my sleep.
Student#1 : Szayel Aporro-kun, you're so cool!
Student#2 : Can you teach me this?
Grimm : ... [all failed]
Teacher : Jaegerjaquez, you'll have to stay behind after school tomorrow as well for the supplementary session.
page 11
Title : How old is this transfer student
Student#1 : Oh, this ojisan is sleeping here again!
[Starrk : ojisan...]
Student#1 : Janitor-san, you shouldn't be here just loafing around on the job.
Student#2 : Though we're loafing too.
Starrk : I'm no janitor--!!! And don't call me ojisan!
Teacher : Oh, are you a parent? Please follow me this way...
page 12
Title : The bad-boy transfer student
Nnoi : Why do I have to sit on this low and small chair? Tesla, buy me red bean pasta bun and deep fried bun for lunch.
Tesla : Yes, sir !
Teacher : You--! Pay attention in my class--! Besides, you shouldn't order your classmate to massage your legs!! Hey, are you listening, Nnoitra Gilga!!!
Nnoi : What!!?
Teacher : Noth...nothing...
page 13
Title : The super good-looking transfer student
Female student#1 : Wow, Tesla-kun--
Female student#2 : He's looking over here--
Female student#1 : He's super handsome! Never before has our school gotten such a good-looking guy!
Female student#2 : Definitely first rate!!!
Female student#3 : Sure enough, there will be lots of love rivals!
Tesla : What can I do for you?
Female student : Look! He's talking to us--
Tesla : Oh!!!! Must hurry to the commissary!! Gonna fetch Nnoitra-sama's lunch!!!
page 14
Shuuhei : Argh...so troublesome...Check it again for anything that can be resold. I say, this room is making me sick...was the one who lived here before a stalker?!
Renji : Hisagi-senpai, how's it going here? We came over to give you a hand.
Shuuhei : Oh, you're done with yours? So efficient!
Renji : The room I checked on is almost empty. There's not much for me to do.
Kira : Lucky for you! What we found in the room I'm assigned to are corpses used as lab experiments. It's so disgusting my whole team is throwing up all over the place.
Shuuhei : Hurry up and get it done. Then we can go for a drink!
9th Div shinigamis : Aye!
page 15
At this time, Momo is...
Momo : Eeek? All I could find in this room are bishoujo merchandise and DVDs... Whose room is this? What a sicko!
[Aizen (her ex-superior) : where are my rights...]
page 16 (carries no dialogue)
page 17
Starrk : Hey, whose turn is it to make dinner tonight?
Szayel : Yesterday I made an authentic Italian feast for you guys, remember?
Nnoi : I made fried rice and ramen (fast food) the day before. Tesla!
Tesla : Sorry! Got to go to the part-time job at six...
[↑ the sole breadwinner of the pack]
Nnoi : What are ya talking about!? Then where is Ulquiorra!?
Tesla : He's on the classroom duty roster today.
Nnoi : Ha! Can't believe he's so serious with classroom duty.
page 18
Starrk : Che! Then it's my turn-- Don't complain if my cooking is no good-- So troublesome!
Nnoi : No need to worry. Your cooking is definitely better than Grimmjow's.
Starrk : How is that supposed to be comforting?
Szayel : So this is the so-called human life...isn't it? Well, we were once human beings...
[Even if we were...]
page 19
Nnoi : So boring! The so-called real world! And not being allowed to pick some good fights! You should have noticed that, more or less, right?
page 20
Nnoi : Anyway...we
[cannot become human again...]
Tesla : Isn't the issue that we have nowhere else to go...all of us...
[phone ringing]
Tesla : Whoa, you got a cell phone!
Ulq : Hello, what's up--
Phoner : Hey!! How're ya doing!? Ulquiorra!! It's me! It's me~!!!
page 21
Ulq : Yammy, what's going on?
Yammy : I need more hands here-- Where are you guys?
Ulq : ...argh, what are you talking about?
Yammy : I'm building a new Las Noches in Hueco Mundo!
page 22
So
Szayel : Bring the cement over. Take the wood there.
Grimm : Hey, Nnoitra! Don't you dare smoke here, you bastard!!
Nnoi : Shut up!
Grimm : I'm gonna throw these bricks at you!!
Nnoi : Aah!?
Someone : Just stop fooling around--
Nuevo Las Noches, opening next spring.
page 23
Aizen : It'd be great if they could reserve a room for me there.
Akon : You still want to go back to Hueco Mundo? After 20,000 years...
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gonna post this one 'cos I just can't stop LMAO