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[kearsley]

Because this meme is attacking me from all sides, I caved:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be

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[blue_comet]

Hey, remember that time we went to Canada's Wonderland, and we were the only people there, and we got to ride on all the rides without waiting in line, as many times as we wanted? And they gave us free hats? That was awesome.

[morgan_delvanna]

That's actually happened to me once. It rained a bit in the morning and not very many people went.

[anidada]

You stole my purse, you bastard!

I'll never forget the time we crashed that biker wedding and you were initiated. They gave you the handle "Pinesol" 'cause you were so clean and fresh, and some burly guy named Sugarbaker made this awesome three-tier chocolate cake with your name on it to celebrate. It had one of those tree-shaped car air freshener dealies sticking out of the top, making the whole thing taste kind of like the floor of a cottage. (FYI, Starbucks Mocha Latte tastes the same, if you spritz it with a bit of Lysol.)

Then you got into an argument with the leader's girlfriend about Canadian politics and we had to run for our lives, 'cause it was Alberta, and they were big Klein supporters. Who knew?

[ex_jaemin]

Do you remember the time that we set all of those lab rabbits go? Then, as they were hopping for their freedom, we causily came along behind them and began slaughtering them? I think that you still have that nice fur muff you made from all the dead bunnies.

Whenever I'm blue or lonely, I just think back to that time when we liberated all those furry bunnies and then slaughtered them for fun. It brings a smile to my face everytime.

[noondaypaisley]

I remember whan we were trapped in that cabin by the freak August snowstorm, we stayed alive by telling each other our memories of favorite meals, but all you could come up with was Kraft Dinner with Salsa!