Fuck shoes!

As a I passed a table full of four, old, gossipy women:

"Yes, she's 93, but she's sharp as a whip!"

Everyone NEEDS to vote today. No excuses. This is one of the most important mid-term elections ever. This is our chance to start to turn things around. If you need a ride to the polls I WILL DRIVE YOU! Call me. Just vote!

And, on a different note, Halloween was amazing!


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This is my worst update ever.

I realized tonight that the reason I hate almost all of my customers is because I'm smarter than them. When you place yourself as servant to idiots you can't help but have contempt for them all.

Of course, how smart am I for doing this job in the first place.

I'm chewing bubble gum right now for the first time in years. I forgot how much I used to love biting into a huge block of gum and blowing bubbles that would pop and make my face all sticky. I used to look at stick of gum and think," Where's the fun in that? There's no gum in that wrapper." Even when I first starting working I can remember often ( Read more... )

Two nights ago at a bar a couple asked me if they could have my shirt. Buy my shirt, rather. With a drink. Negotiations didn't last long, and he left me saying that if I changed my mind at the end of the night I should find him and he'd buy my last round. Then I got drunk and didn't remember the incident until today. I'd like to think that ( Read more... )

For embarrassing pictures of me as a bull please click the link below.

http://www.winniplayhouse.com/images/winnipphotos/RecyclaBulls/index.htm

Note: If you are not 18, please click the following link:

It's that time of year again folks: It's Buster Keaton's 111th Birthday! Break out your favorite vest, your porkpie hats, and anything else that seems too formal for a random Wednesday in October. Wear a tie with a jeans, a fedora with some converse, or break out those wingtips and your suspenders and do it up right! Be seriously silly, trip over ( Read more... )

In your ( face! )